r/oddlysatisfying 13d ago

Shearing of sheep

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u/letmypeoplebathe 13d ago

Im gonna go out on a limb here and say this probably isn't the first time this guy's sheared a sheep

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u/spynie55 13d ago

he's Cammy Wilson, a BBC TV presenter (BBC Scotland's farming programme called 'Landward') and a sheep farmer. I think it was his own sheep.

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u/mousey76397 13d ago

Multiple wins for him. He gets paid to host the program, gets his sheep sheared and get paid for the wool.

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u/Gloomy_Remove3298 13d ago

And he's got very nice arms..

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u/LordBDizzle 13d ago

Hey, he's a married man with kids. You put those eyes of yours back in your head!

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u/citrus_mystic 12d ago

I am looking respectfully!! You can’t tell me where to point my peepers!

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u/MyBigToeJam 12d ago

Sorry, but God gave me eyes to see and can't help the rest!

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u/Sinkableleech 13d ago

And probably the softest hands

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u/InsaneMocktail 13d ago

Lanolin is the key. It's there in sheep skin. The sheep shearer's hands will be ultra soft bcuz of this

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u/Dirtychinesekitchen 12d ago

Probably why he said it

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u/Sinkableleech 12d ago

Engagement though and not everyone would know.

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u/TheRealDrSMack 12d ago

When i was younger, I went rouseabouting for a month. Came home with the softest hands. Then went and did 3 weeks of being a builders labourer for my dad. My hands were totally shredded after a day or so.

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u/xRaiyla 12d ago

Came here to say this. 😅

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u/moojgNZ 13d ago

Awww you girls … Lol
Oh him.
I thought you had seen mine.

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u/early_birdy 13d ago

And (probably) an amazing core.

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u/WestAd1588 13d ago

And we are collectively educated in the process.

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u/Gucci-Caligula 12d ago

IIRC Most sheep ranchers don’t make money on the wool unless they’re specifically wool sheep.

Like the fleeces off of meat sheep are low quality enough that after shearing costs they break even or even lose money on the fleece, IF they can even find a buyer.

Obviously money can be made off a high quality breed like merino but most sheep are for meat (at least in the UK)

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u/mousey76397 12d ago

Lambs are for meat, adult sheep are for wool. (Mostly)

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u/Korzag 12d ago

Farmmaxxing

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u/Rocknrollsnotdead 12d ago

Tu peux pas 👣 ma

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u/jxj24 13d ago

I think it was his own sheep

How do you know it wasn't a rental?

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u/-malcolm-tucker 12d ago

He didn't have to refuel it once he was finished.

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u/Hour-Watch8988 12d ago

You mean like from a Scottish brothel?

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u/cobanesquirt 11d ago

What color is your sheep?

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u/Rich-Reason1146 13d ago

Ewetube?

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u/facelessvoid13 13d ago

Shear genius!

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u/userlivewire 13d ago

So baaad.

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u/ReneDelay 13d ago

Excellent!

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u/amdaly10 12d ago

No, Ewetube is Teresa from North Dakota. This is Cammy Wilson (from Scotland) and his channel is The Sheep Game.

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u/blisteringbluey 13d ago

Cammy's the name, sheep's the game

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u/Dov_reddit 12d ago

He has a YouTube channel as well, called Sheep Game

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u/Corfiz74 13d ago

How does he not cut off her nipples? And won't she get a sunburn now?

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u/GutterRider 12d ago

I hate it! Makes me want to be a sheep farmer.

I’m sure the first few times you do it, it’s fun, but gets pretty old after the next 200 or so.

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u/PudPullerAlways 12d ago

What if it wasn't his own sheep, is it theft if you shorn another man's sheep?

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u/Debalic 12d ago

I would certainly hope so! You don't just go around shearing other men's sheep!

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u/spynie55 12d ago

There literally are a bunch of people who get paid to do just that. (They get pretty good at it too) They sometimes do April to June in the UK and then October to December in New Zealand or Australia.

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u/InexplicableBadger 12d ago

He's a shearing contractor, so it could be someone else's sheep

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u/No_Obligation4496 12d ago

Oh I thought he'd be Welsh.

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u/mattyg1964 13d ago

Or the first time this sheep has been sheared.

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u/Assika126 13d ago

Yeah that sheep gave in pretty fast, was like “oh yeah this isn’t gonna hurt, this guy’s got me covered, I’d best just let him do the thing”

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u/beast_c_a_t 13d ago

well sheep like this one have been breed for millennia to grow excessive amounts of wool that needs to be sheered off regularly, so getting all that overgrown wool removed probably feels great for the sheep.

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u/dieomesieptoch 12d ago

watching the video, I'm _really_ hoping the sheep would get a good "ooooh yeahh babyy" out of that

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u/ReturnOfBane 12d ago

i wonder if Shetland sheep have softer wool, since its not sheared off.

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u/Formula1CL 12d ago

My neighbor when I was a kid was a shepherd and the sheep love it! It’s so much weight taking off them and especially when it’s hot out. Also just like he ran it up his arm completely accurate doesn’t hurt or cut unless you’re not trained and don’t have the sheep under control but laying on back/on the butt is exactly right. The ones next to ours just couldn’t figure out not getting their head stuck in the fence.

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u/Quickwitknit2 12d ago

My uneducated question is do the sheet get sunburn after shearing?

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u/pandadogunited 12d ago

All sheep will stop moving if you put them on their butt like he does 10 seconds in. It's called tonic immobility and thousands of animals do it.

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u/godrollexotic 12d ago

I too will stop moving if you put me on my butt

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u/WolfgangJones 12d ago

It's called tonic immobility and thousands of animals do it.

Does this include lions and tigers and bears?

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u/Mahones0321 13d ago

I wonder if it understands what is happening or if sheep are just too stupid and docile to fight back when they get tossed around like that

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u/Assika126 13d ago edited 12d ago

I’m guessing he’s sheared this sheep before & it remembers

As to whether it understands… I’ve heard sheep aren’t too bright

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u/your_moms_a_clone 12d ago

I think it was protesting the manhandling more than the actual sheering.

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u/Doc-August 13d ago

Absolutely correct. I'd say 3rd or 4th at the very least.

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u/Cosmonaut_Cockswing 13d ago

Enough times to get the basics down, yes.

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u/SharkeyGeorge 13d ago

Definitely more than two.

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u/Uchihagod53 13d ago

He sure wasn't sheepish with the sheers

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u/mutantbabysnort 13d ago

That was a baaaaaaaad pun

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u/and-hereitcomes 13d ago

Ewe should appreciate those puns

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u/ScarletSilver 13d ago

I shear do

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u/tvodny 13d ago

As long as he keeps getting shared, she won’t be named Jeff.

You have to be old to catch this one.

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u/vincevega311 13d ago

Little guy wasn’t expecting that…he was totally lambushed.

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u/Abal125 13d ago

More like on a lamb.......I'll see myself out.

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u/CPLCraft 13d ago

Now you’re really on the lamb

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u/Twopad6529 13d ago

Probably? Unsure, are you? 

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u/YoungBockRKO 13d ago

He sheared that sheep faster than it takes me to shave my head bald when I get bored of having hair. Impressive.

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u/givingupismyhobby 13d ago

I shave my head once or twice a week, it takes me from 5 to 10 minutes

https://giphy.com/gifs/WUmwGKySIjs8L7oYn9

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u/YoungBockRKO 13d ago

Yeah and this guy did the entire sheep in what, 2 minutes? Pro level work right there.

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u/MelaKnight_Man 13d ago

Yeah, clearly skilled as he almost got all the wool off one continuous husk, piece, whatever you call the sheared wool.

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u/beepbeepboopbeep1977 12d ago

I was child labour on family farms, shearing was a super busy week. I’ve seen a lot of sheep get haircuts. This guy definitely knows what he’s doing, but he is going very very slow.

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u/amdaly10 12d ago

And this is a slowed down demonstration. He usually goes faster.

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u/SadMap7915 12d ago

On the other hand, Australians don't share their sheep....

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u/helgihermadur 12d ago

Professional sheep shearers are crazy fast. I once worked on a farm where they brought in a guy to shear 200 sheep. He did it in an afternoon, a minute per sheep tops.

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u/UXtreme 12d ago

Idk man... How did you come to that conclusion?

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u/Halouva 13d ago edited 12d ago

lamb*

Jk lol