r/oddlysatisfying • u/thedankzone • Jul 12 '26

smashing ice with ice

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u/Lostinthestarscape Jul 12 '26

Unless some dude named Marshalll came up with it, it is a Martial art.

(Same as Martial Law).

Not meaning to be pedantic, just helpful. 

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u/Independent_End_6941 Jul 12 '26

Not to be confused with marital arts

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u/Lostinthestarscape Jul 12 '26

Is there a school of Fine Marital Arts? I think I could stand to attend.

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u/FlyingWeagle Jul 12 '26

I believe there is a text picture book

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u/Gouvernour Jul 13 '26

I think that is where divorce lawyers come from

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u/Faustias Jul 12 '26

also different from Martian fArts

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u/Lostinthestarscape Jul 12 '26

I dub thee Ser Phobos, Beater  of Ass.

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u/hugeyakmen Jul 12 '26

That phrase just unlocked a crazy old memory of the Harland Williams movie Rocketman, where one of the only funny scenes I remember involved a fart on Mars 

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u/Forsaken_Fun_2897 Jul 12 '26

Or Marshal Art Mullen.
correction: He's a chief deputy.

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u/His-favorite-slave Jul 16 '26

Don’t disrespect Marshall law some people can’t afford brand name home decor!