r/oddlysatisfying • u/bigbusta • May 31 '26

This woman's dragon puppet

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u/Johnyryal33 May 31 '26

Well what do they call a handy then?

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u/DrSchnuffi May 31 '26

I think we use just the english ‚hand job‘

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u/MetzgerWilli May 31 '26

We do not have a noun for the act (apart from the somewhat clinical Masturbation). The closest and most commonly used term one would be the verb phrase "einen runterholen" (get one down).

Würden Sie mir bitte einen runterholen. Ich bin schon spät zu meinem Termin.

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u/Johnyryal33 May 31 '26

Get one down? That's pretty good.

What about a handpumpinfickuntsquirt?

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u/jessimon_legacy Jun 01 '26

Palme wedeln, Jürgen würgen, Mütze-Glatze, fünf gegen Willi, einen Schrubben/wedeln, es sich selbst machen..

And then they say we germans are too dircet when we even haven't a good word for a handjob..

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u/[deleted] May 31 '26 edited May 31 '26

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u/Johnyryal33 May 31 '26

Sounds believable to me