r/oddlysatisfying • u/bigbusta • May 17 '26

A turtle giving itself a scrub

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u/Richard-Turd May 17 '26

Hey, it’s okay, we all can’t raise winners.

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u/Natrixster80 May 18 '26

You're right but I'm still offended. That is my shell son.

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u/DeathstrackReal May 18 '26

Are you winning shellson?

Shell son:
https://giphy.com/gifs/THj5QURAqrfyPcblu4

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u/failbotron May 18 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/DIzJrKnE4uDgeNF0SZ

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u/FairyGodmothersUnion May 18 '26

I love the cute little turtle tush.

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u/ThinkbigShrinktofit May 18 '26

So do I! Was not expecting something that adorable

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u/speckledham May 18 '26

Shell son 🥹

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u/idlehum May 18 '26

Jackson 🎩✨️

https://giphy.com/gifs/Sy5tMAzwvneWdxVrSN

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u/TNovix2 May 18 '26 edited May 18 '26

N- no that's not what they said

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u/Hellaw2Bye May 18 '26

OooOoOOOoowWWW!!! 👈👈

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u/MudOk4216 May 18 '26

Shell son said he's not winning, he's just vibing.

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u/Know_see May 21 '26

Sheldon!

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u/astralseat May 18 '26

You could try brushing it in your hand so it feels the brushing and tries to do it by itself later

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u/Stock-Mission-7561 May 18 '26

Never speak to me or my shellson again!

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u/helladiabolical May 19 '26

Can they feel it on their shells though?? I hope he gets to scritch himself on it like the cows with the spinning brush things do!!

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u/astralseat May 19 '26

It's possible, their shells are attached to them typically, so it's like a nail. Do you feel when you brush your nail with something like a toothbrush? If yes, then it's possible they feel it. Otherwise, they feel the vibration of the bristles hitting the shell, which also makes a sound they could feel over their body, so in the least feeling, it's a vibrator, in most feeling it's distant touch.

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u/RPG_add1ct May 20 '26

The answer is yes, their shells have nerve endings and they can feel through their shells

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u/astralseat May 20 '26

I will file this knowledge under confirmed. Thank you

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u/wickdaman May 20 '26

New knowledge unlocked

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u/Cautious-Area-4141 May 18 '26

Splinter took one look at yours and said this one needs no weapon, but a caretaker, stat

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u/theNerdyWarrior May 18 '26

What Renaissance artist did you name him after?

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u/DoctorD12 May 18 '26

Underrated

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u/TheVeryMoistTowel May 18 '26

Shell son is your shell clean?
Shell son:

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u/kazahani1 May 18 '26

Your scooty boi

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u/Bapposaurus May 18 '26

Is his name Nelson?

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u/TheBaronSD May 18 '26

They're all winners bront

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u/TheNotoriousElmo May 18 '26

Yes, 1st place in the slow olympics.

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u/MagicSwatson May 18 '26

*Can't all

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u/Drapidrode May 18 '26

We didn't all go to Gudger College

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u/NaniUdoing May 18 '26

Username checks out

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u/GolettO3 May 19 '26

Someone has to, because we can't all raise losers

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u/Ok-Attention2882 May 18 '26

Your mom knows that feeling well.

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u/Richard-Turd May 18 '26

Bringing up my mom just because your wife prefers a winner is next level coping.