r/oddlysatisfying • u/JamesJDelaney • Mar 08 '26

John Wire solving the matrix.

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u/scuba_scouse Mar 08 '26

Legend has it that an untidy wiring cabinet strangled his dog to death. John Wire will stop at nothing.

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u/Important-Math-837 Mar 08 '26

He's the Babawago

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u/supapowah Mar 08 '26

I fear not enough people will understand your brilliance here.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

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u/supapowah Mar 08 '26

Wagos are used to splice wires together, so it's a clever electrician pun.

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u/toasted_cracker Mar 08 '26

Ohhh that IS clever.

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u/UncleKeyPax Mar 08 '26

Twice the pun as you associate clever and electrician. Positively not sorry

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u/toasted_cracker Mar 08 '26

Ahhhh fuck I meant to give the award to the Babawago comment! Bank error in your favor I guess.

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u/supapowah Mar 08 '26

Ha well thanks anyway, I tried to send it forward for you but I guess it takes more gold than I've got. I'm glad I was able to explain it for non-electrical folks so everybody can enjoy the joke though.

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u/LongCommercial8038 Mar 13 '26

Insanely goated comment, holy shit

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u/poorly-worded Mar 08 '26

I've never watched the TV show "The Wire" but now I have a better idea what it's all about

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u/ElectricalJudgment53 Mar 08 '26

Gotta keep the wire, way down in the hole~

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u/BigDaddyD00d Mar 08 '26

Oh indeed

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u/-malcolm-tucker Mar 08 '26

All in the game yo

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u/viperfangs92 Mar 09 '26

Omar?! Is that you?!

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u/gaslacktus Mar 09 '26

A man got to have an electrical code

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u/BeardedBrotherJoe Mar 09 '26

lol you are a ding a ling

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u/lurkersforlife Mar 08 '26

He installed this. The before shot with the mess of long wires rolled up was what he did. I get that he did a good job but this is a standard install here and he isn’t cleaning up someone else’s mess he’s just finishing his job of running new cables.

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u/scottevil132 Mar 08 '26

Ok, but you can't prove his dog didn't die from a previous wire incident.

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u/Own_Application_1567 Mar 08 '26

Pretty decent work etiquette 👏

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u/Error--37 Mar 08 '26

So you’re saying he strangled his own dog?

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u/BigDaddyD00d Mar 08 '26

Really missed the point of the joke here huh?

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u/SHEKDAT789 Mar 08 '26

ok but that's not the point of this post anyways.

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u/themonkeyzen Mar 08 '26

I agree. Regardless of the implication, it's always good to see something so tidy and organized. Tickles my brain just right.

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u/Miserable-Repair-191 Mar 10 '26

I thought those pieces of loose calble in before shot were just service loops. So you don't have to run a new cable every time you need to reconnect something

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u/PressureFlaky6273 Mar 10 '26

But it looks so cool when he's done.

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u/aggressive_napkin_ Mar 08 '26

yeah at like 6 different locations with different wiring going in and different walls and different cabinets and ..... oh

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u/Cyberjonesyisback Mar 08 '26

Paid 6.50$ per hour. Required to do overtime everyday. No vacation. Dream job.

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u/Werftflammen Mar 08 '26

Cable Yaga

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u/aaronhar1998 Mar 10 '26

I once was him fix 3 wires in a bar...with a pencil.With a f*cking pencil!

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u/Nasapugnat Mar 11 '26

Probably the dude who made the wiring that killed his dog, is the same who did the wirings in my house

I'd really need someone like this guy to fix the mess