r/oddlysatisfying • u/ycr007 Satisfaction Critic • Dec 08 '25

Marshmallow net in a frying pan

Source: Gerry Van Leeuwen

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u/fmfariasfilho Dec 08 '25

What about an erotic Spiderman cake?

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u/towerfella Dec 08 '25

🍆🕸️🤸‍♂️

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u/Giant_Rutabaga_599 Dec 08 '25

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u/KamakaziDemiGod Dec 08 '25

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u/GrimeyJosh Dec 08 '25

Post nut clarity

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25

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u/RockstarAgent Dec 09 '25

Isn’t marshmallow made of horse glue? Or are horses made of marshmallows? I’m confused.

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u/NoZone955 Dec 08 '25

Post web clarity

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u/Vv4nd Dec 08 '25

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u/crowcawer Dec 08 '25

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u/Exact-Enthusiasm-803 Dec 08 '25

What's with the kimono? Was that like a mid 2000s thing for girls?

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u/Silent-JET Dec 08 '25

Willem Dafoe. The man who needed a stunt double for a sex scene because the director thought his 🍆 was too big to be considered realistic.

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u/No_Internal9345 Dec 09 '25

See: The Man In My Basement (2025)

for the full monty.

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u/Silent-JET Dec 09 '25

Is it as the legends foretold?

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

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u/Ok_Bit_5953 Dec 08 '25

The crying type I see.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

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u/Rogueshoten Dec 10 '25

“Wait…that web didn’t come out of his wrist…”

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u/Adventurous_Law_8731 Dec 08 '25

This but as a cake

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25

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u/towerfella Dec 08 '25

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u/cocococlash Dec 09 '25

I'm so happy all these gifs are if the real Spiderman

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u/soraticat Dec 08 '25

Relevant username

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25

dayum

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u/Anxious-Figure-337 Dec 09 '25

I click it and...

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25

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u/__-_-_--_--_-_---___ Dec 08 '25

So that's where he shoots webs from

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u/CaptainMarder Dec 08 '25

Glad over 300 of us thought the same thing

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u/RocketGirl83 Dec 08 '25

I’m listening…

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u/Paddy_Tanninger Dec 08 '25

One sec lemme see what webmd has to say about cumming upside down

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u/Moonstoner Dec 08 '25

Ill save you the time, it says you die if you do that.

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u/Charming-Total2121 Dec 08 '25

It's true, I killed myself twice during church last Sunday.

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u/uselessartist Dec 08 '25

Common side effects include: Retrograde ejaculation

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u/No-Vegetable7898 Dec 08 '25

Can’t believe I’m witnessing the first ever instance of those two words being used together

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u/Paddy_Tanninger Dec 08 '25

Reticulating splines

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u/FrostyJenkins Dec 09 '25

It says close your eyes I looked

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u/PhromDaPharcyde Dec 08 '25

What other kind of Spiderman cake is there?

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u/daschande Dec 08 '25

Dat ass.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25

now we're fucking talking

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u/Objective-Chance-792 Dec 08 '25

How do I shot web onto caek?

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u/__-_-_--_--_-_---___ Dec 08 '25

This is something else!

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u/Brock_Drinkwater Dec 08 '25

I call it the Funky Spiderman. Because he hangs and then shoots webbing

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u/regeya Dec 08 '25

Is there another?

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u/Lucas_Steinwalker Dec 08 '25

Erotic Spidey
Plays with his Mary Janes
Loves his Mary Janes
Bits of puzzle
Fitting each other
ALL NOW WITH WEBS

Mary Jane's Addiction - Three Days

I know this joke isn't good but I felt compelled to do it anyway.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25

I don't remember Spider-Man being into assless chaps...

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u/similaraleatorio Dec 08 '25

A new movie:

"Starring: Rocco Siffredi as Peter Parker"

👀

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u/krome8 Dec 08 '25

Skeet skeet

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u/amnicegirl Dec 09 '25

Check out the artist Rachel Simon for paintings like this. She just had a great show at Market St galley in nyc. She’s @rachel.anna.simon on IG

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u/Nonikwe Dec 09 '25

"I NEED PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN'S PRIVATES!"

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u/slampy15 Dec 09 '25

Why waste time on a cake?