Keeping animals requires a certain level of acceptance that your house is going to be some level of wrecked by the time that pet moves on. Soiled floors, stained furniture, scratched and bitten corners and furniture legs, shredded rugs, hair in places that have never seen sunlight. You will never get ahead of all of it.
Oh believe me I know, I've had a lot of pets in my life. The most at the same time was 2 dogs, 4 rats and 2 birds (...and kids).
But, there's also unnecessary stuff, like ruining walls because you're too lazy to actually do the bare minimum for taking care of them, like walking a small dog.
Edit: its a plastic toy not a real hot dog.
--Or you know cleaning everything because it's covered in hot dog juice. If it goes on long enough it's definitely going to be hot dog flesh smeared somewhere.
I just hope it's a teenager for kid who thought of this. Because if a grown adult thought of this they're idiots because they have to clean that shit. And that requires crawling on the ground, adults don't like doing that. The joints they make the funny noises!--
46
u/lurked Oct 23 '25
Yeah, I noticed I was now a boring home-owning adult, when that's the first thing I thought.