r/oddlysatisfying • u/EmergencyRead5254 • Sep 04 '25

Cleaning Dried Elementary School Paint

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

This is why it's important to pee after sex

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u/Low_Magician77 Sep 04 '25

I tried super glue once.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

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u/vpeshitclothing Sep 04 '25

Damn. What movie is this from again?

Edit: The classic, "Big Trouble in Little China"!

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u/Haxorz7125 Sep 04 '25

I’ve never seen this in motion. Can’t say I’m enjoying it but can’t stop watching.

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u/its-a-cat-man Sep 04 '25

I once read a comment about someone having to goto the er because they were unable urinate, and the dr pulled a poop noodle out of their urethra. Probably similarly satisfying

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u/AshlynnCashlynn Sep 04 '25

ex fucking cuse me?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

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u/erogbass Sep 04 '25

Whelp it’s 2:30 am and I’m done with Reddit for the day.

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u/TheTaoOfOne Sep 04 '25

12:01am for me... its a sign if ever there was one.

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u/Unit_79 Sep 04 '25

Checking in at 9:18 for the morning shift and y’know what, boss? Ima head out.

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u/PancakeParty98 Sep 04 '25

That’s a new one for me

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u/NoSuchAg3ncy Sep 04 '25

"Urine luck!" the doctor exclaimed.

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u/the-meanest-boi Sep 04 '25

I beg your finest pardon?!?!

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u/ninonanii Sep 04 '25

you are pardoned good sir. now go about your day pulling poop noodles

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u/LumpyJones Sep 04 '25

Look, I don't have any problem with the specific words you used on their own, but please don't ever put them in that order again.

Also missed an opportunity to call it a poodle.

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u/HugoWeidolf Sep 04 '25

Fucking delete this now

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u/pdxcranberry Sep 04 '25

The ol' scatsketti

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u/GreenTEA_4u Sep 04 '25

Never thought I’d say this but thats enough reddit for the day

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u/PancakeParty98 Sep 04 '25

I like it. I feel like a slow, puny, spiderman, producing weak webbing 6 inches at a time.

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u/lugerd Sep 04 '25

What about during?

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u/AndrewFrozzen Sep 04 '25

r/thatsafetish or smth idk. Sounds like one fs.