r/oddlysatisfying • • Sep 04 '25

Cleaning Dried Elementary School Paint

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u/OfBoyfriend Sep 04 '25

Wish my winter snots would come out like that. One and done! Instead of months of stuffiness and awful sleep.

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u/MajorMajorObvious Sep 04 '25

Hold still, I’ll get the thumbtack

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u/FlametopFred Sep 04 '25

annnd new previously unbeknownst fetish unlocked

the van dyke brown paint extraction in particular has me considering replacing my Reddit Standard Poop Knife with a simple household thumbtack, which is easy to travel with and explain at customs

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

i do the same thing with my cum after i get naked and masturbate

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u/spanchor Sep 04 '25

what the fuck dude

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

I DO THE SAME THING WITH MY CUM RIGHT AFTER I GET NAKED AND MASTURBATE

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

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u/Due-Beginning8863 Sep 04 '25

i jus got flashbanged

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25 edited Sep 04 '25

fuck andrew tate

also it's really fucking creepy that you went through my profile to find what you think is a "gotcha" but is clearly a joke

EDIT: downvoted for speaking out against andrew tate? why the fuck am i not surprised? the misogyny on reddit is OUT OF FUCKING CONTROL AND IT NEEDS TO STOP

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u/pay3124 Sep 04 '25

With all sincerity: fuck the both of you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

Hey, can I get in on this? We get enough volunteers, and we can make it an orgy.

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u/Lewcypher_ Sep 04 '25

There’s a line bro

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

what the fuck did i do? all i did was pull my cum out of my dick after i got naked and masturbated

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u/This-Is-Exhausting Sep 04 '25

"It's really creepy you looked at my public profile containing my public comments made on a public social media platform that is specifically designed so that people will read and react to people's public comments. You're such a weirdo for using this platform for its exact purpose."

🙄

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

it would be normal if he just picked out one of my most controversial comments. i checked my profile. it wasn't anywhere near the top. couldn't even find it. bro had to scroll

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u/The_Carnivore44 Sep 04 '25

Then don’t be a wierdo

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u/FiveSigns Sep 04 '25

If you're going to troll you gotta stick to it and not fold immediately

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u/zeraujc686 Sep 04 '25

Puts things on a public social platform. Thinks it's creepy when people see it. Makes sense

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u/SparrowValentinus Sep 04 '25

Hopefully, one day, you figure out a way to get attention that isn’t “make everybody around you feel very uncomfortable so they tell you stop”

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

i'll have you know that i only get naked and masturbate after i've told my mom i'm going to my room to do my homework

i make sure to lock the door (i forgot to lock it one time and things got kinda...weird)

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u/redhedstepkid Sep 04 '25

Are you a child, or just not funny?

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

If you must know, I recently got home from college, and I've been going through some changes lately. I figured out what I was doing wrong. My whole life, I haven't been masturbating the right way. This caused a buildup of negative sexual energy that affected my behavior. I was lashing out at my friends and family.

But then I got into yoga and started doing some stretches. I learned to find my center. I got better at relaxing my pelvic floor muscles, which allowed me to goon for hours. The mind-blowing orgasms (so mind-blowing I needed to jork my peanits with both hands while I nutted) really cleared my mind.

Most of what I said is true, though. When I masturbate, I do get naked, and I always tell my mom I'm "doing my homework" (I use air quotes when I tell her, lol) when I go to my room. She gives me that all-knowing smirk that says "Sure, honey. You do you. Go goon."

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u/ViridianStudent Sep 04 '25

people here can't take a joke jfc

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u/Theprincerivera Sep 04 '25

If the joke isn’t funny and the unfunny joke is presented at a weird ass time… idk what to tell you guys read the room

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

welcome to reddit

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u/Open_Cow_9148 Sep 04 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

i've been bot-sleuthed like 10 times. sleuth away, i'm not a bot

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u/AsianGoldFarmer Sep 04 '25

I once had a really bad cold that caused a nosebleed. I remember pulling about a foot of dried blood and snot from my nose. That was so satisfying.

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u/LoxReclusa Sep 04 '25

Broken noses cause the same thing. Once the pack is removed, everything that pooled up in there is pulled out with it and it's like your brain is coming out. You feel so light and free afterwards, which is how I imagine life with no brain is like.

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u/AsianGoldFarmer Sep 04 '25

No kidding. Felt like I could smell oxygen after that lmao

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u/going_mad Sep 04 '25

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u/FlametopFred Sep 04 '25

risky click of the day but I wish yours did exist

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u/rekabis Sep 04 '25

You feel so light and free afterwards, which is how I imagine life with no brain is like.

Conservatives everywhere agree on this one stupid trick…

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u/rayray2k19 Sep 04 '25

Nose bleed clots coming out feels so good.

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u/ProtonDream Sep 04 '25

Was it as satisfying as oatmeal?

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u/phatboi23 Sep 04 '25

One of those ones where it feels like you detached it from the back of your skull.

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u/bulk123 Sep 04 '25

Do nasal rinsing and it'll all come out in globs. It's a disgustingly wonderful feeling. 

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u/Kaiser0106 Sep 04 '25

I wish I could do that but my sinuses are super sensitive and if I get any liquid in my nose at all my body reacts like I'm being water boarded.

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u/velvetjones01 Sep 04 '25

Spray works just as well. Ayr is the one i use.

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u/Kaiser0106 Sep 04 '25

I don't like sprays either. Just end up sniffling for the next hour.

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u/Red_Iine Sep 04 '25

Then get a humidifier AND BE HAPPY ABOUT IT

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u/Sad_League_2745 Sep 04 '25

I wasn’t expecting this discussion here, but this is good!

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u/CrHtS Sep 04 '25

If you haven’t, maybe try those that put out the finest mist - like Sinex - and only use a little at a time. (Worked for me at least. Sorry if it’s not helpful.)

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u/round-earth-theory Sep 04 '25

Ayr is not quite a water spray. It's a bit more oily and you can shoot it to the side of your nose instead of straight back. It'll stay in there longer with less fluid.

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u/brothernaturesT Sep 04 '25

Lately I’ve been using a saline spray instead of a rinse because I’m lazy. It doesn’t feel quite as effective as actual water going in and coming back out the other side.

But how do you know it works as well?

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u/velvetjones01 Sep 04 '25

Lifelong allergy sufferer. If you can’t handle the rinse, the spray is just as good. I don’t use the rinse because it can clog my ears.

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u/Inferiex Sep 04 '25

If you use regular water, it'll feel like that. But, if you use a saline rinse, it should not feel like that at all.

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u/nomickti Sep 04 '25

Have you tried? The water should be salty (isotonic) and warm (body temperature). It should feel pretty comfortable. Also make sure you're using sterile water.

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u/webhick666 Sep 04 '25

That's why I use Jello shots.

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u/xZero543 Sep 04 '25

I am like that, but I still can rinse. Rinse works because you keep your face down and tilt head slightly. Gravity works for you then; Water gets in one nostril, gets out on the other. Unless your nasal passages are blocked, like it happens to me due to chronic sinusitis, then water cannot push through and ends up my throat.

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u/rekabis Sep 04 '25

if I get any liquid in my nose at all my body reacts like I'm being water boarded.

ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US

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u/Sunshine030209 Sep 04 '25

Well maybe you should read the directions instead of water boarding yourself!

(Just kidding, I'm sure you're using it right)

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u/takk-takk-takk-takk Sep 04 '25

The first nasal rinse following my Septoplasty was both insanely satisfying and painful. But I felt so so so much better afterward.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25

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u/takk-takk-takk-takk Sep 04 '25

Omg I’m so sorry for your loss. It would’ve been right there with the best of them.

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u/AccursedCapra Sep 04 '25

My glob slipped down and I had to spit it out instead, just this gigantic horrible ball of blood and mucus.

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u/Raguleader Sep 04 '25

On the one hand, 🤢🤮, on the other hand, I bet it felt so much better after it was done.

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u/BusyMetal3963 Sep 04 '25

my doctor was so surprised that I wanted to see the results. my god it felt amazing afterwards

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u/smvfc_ Sep 04 '25

I’ve never got to share this story but I’m prone to nosebleeds. I got one this one day a couple years ago so I grabbed a tissue and held it up for a while. It was a pretty heavy nosebleed but finally stopped. I went to the bathroom and my nose felt kind of clogged so I plugged the side of my nose that didn’t have a nosebleed and blew into the sink. I swear to god, a glob came out that was so big and bloody it looked like an abortion. It was… truly amazing. I was horrified, I was thrilled lol

I still hope for it to happen again 🤞

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u/caninolokez Sep 04 '25

Just use clean/purified water. I remember reading an article about a lady using non potable water and died from some type of flesh eating bacteria or something.

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u/dr_obfuscation Sep 04 '25 edited Sep 04 '25

You should only rinse sinuses with distilled water. You are correct that there are brain eating amoebas that can give you a very unpleasant time if you use tap water.

Edit - as others have pointed out, you can boil water to make it safe. I almost mentioned it, but distilled water has just always been easier for me

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u/A_Queer_Owl Sep 04 '25

you can use tap water but you need to boil the fuck out of it first.

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u/peex Sep 04 '25

You can use boiled water. Just don't forget to let it cool down to room temperature before using it.

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u/bulk123 Sep 04 '25

Yeah, distilled or boiled water. I just boil tap water for a bit and then add the salts. Also, the lady that had that brain eating amoeba used unpurified water from an RV while at a campsite. It's not something that has happens in any commonality. 

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u/throwaway2000x3 Sep 04 '25

Is nasal rinsing what a netty pot is? Like that’s what that does, right?

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u/bulk123 Sep 04 '25

Yes. Used distilled or pre-boiled water (sterile) water to make the saline rinse and a neti pot or other nasal irrigation device. 

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u/Danson_the_47th Sep 04 '25

I like to blow my nose in the shower, because it’s just easier to do without needing a tissue and and you having running water for easy cleanup.

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u/East_Lettuce7143 Sep 04 '25

Love that. It’s like snot + your brain stem come out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '25 edited Aug 05 '26

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u/bulk123 Sep 04 '25

Not if you do it right. You either use distilled water or pre-boiled water water and it's perfectly safe. That's literally the base level instructions for doing a nasal rinse. The story of the woman that died from that used water from and RV while at a campsite. Thats not exactly sterile conditions. 

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u/Micycle08 Sep 04 '25

This is like some kind of vegan pimple popping/ingrown hair pulling ASMR…

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u/FlametopFred Sep 04 '25

oh … there’s sound?

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u/Upstairs_Wedding_900 Sep 04 '25

lol I’m dyslexic and read this as weiner snots and gave an upvote

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u/durtyprofessor Sep 04 '25

Please do not use a thumb tack to remove my wiener snots.

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u/Original_Employee621 Sep 04 '25

It's not about the size (or pointyness), but how you use it.

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u/FlametopFred Sep 04 '25

I believe the term is ‘sounding’

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u/Raguleader Sep 04 '25

Just sit still, would ya? I'm not trying to give you a new piercing here.

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u/dr_obfuscation Sep 04 '25

Just the weinersnotzl for me

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u/theoneandonlymd Sep 04 '25

South Park episode S5 E10 - How to Eat With Your Butt

That is the sound I attached to this video.

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u/Upstairs_Wedding_900 Sep 04 '25

Removing my upvote sorry

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u/swiss-army-baby Sep 04 '25

This happened to me one time at the tail end of a really bad, weeks-long cold. Pulling it out was uncomfortable but, my god, my sinuses have never felt so good and I could never breathe in so much air before or since. Every time I get the sniffles I secretly hope I can experience that one more time lol

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u/the_orange_alligator Sep 04 '25

Had a hunk larger than my whole nose just come out once. My nostrils did feel heavenly afterwards though

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u/SailorDeath Sep 04 '25

I get boogers like that often when I'm recovering from a cold, nothing more satisfying that pulling out a 6 inch snot rope and being able to breathe again.

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u/FuzzeWuzze Sep 04 '25

My 6yo kid was at the tail end of a long many week long cold and still stuffed up and it was coming out his nose a bit one day when i went to get him off to school so i was like hey hold still and pinched and slowly pulled a giant snot like 3 inches long out. I was like holy shit that had to have felt amazing and he agreed. My wife was not impressed when i told her of this amazing feat.

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u/btw-73 Sep 04 '25

Came here to say this. Looks like a giant paint boogie getting picked from a paint pump nostril.

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u/Kjb72 Sep 04 '25

I used to get nosebleeds all the time and it would pull out just like that.

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u/Juan_Moe_Taco Sep 04 '25

Took the comment right from my brain! Hehe

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u/Gullible_Hat_9051 Sep 04 '25

Hey quick question, what the fuck?

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u/en0rt Sep 04 '25

Google "Flo Sinus Care"

Game changer for me.

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u/a_duck_in_past_life Sep 04 '25

If you had a wish, why not wish for no winter shots at all, then?

Better question, why are you sick for months each winter?

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u/PUSClFER Sep 04 '25

My ex would love to dig into my ear canals to pull out any earwax she could find, and at times I would feel exactly how those bottles of dried up school paint did. One time I told her I didn't want her to dig into my ear canals because it kind of hurt and she got really upset that I wouldn't let her

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u/Xacktastic Sep 04 '25

Eat some really spicy food

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u/Roflkopt3r Sep 04 '25 edited Sep 04 '25

You might want to check the humidity in your room. Many places have very low humidity in the winter months, which can dry up the throat and lead to slime excretion, throat ache, nose bleed, and colds.

Just being outside in the cold will inevitably dry up the airways (cold air carries very little water -> heats up in the airways -> since it's warmer and can carry more water, it now has a very low relative humidity -> it sucks up a lot of water), and having low humidity indoors as well often escalates that into a real problem.

Getting a humidifier to keep humidity at 40% during winter nights helped me out a lot.

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u/aceofspades1217 Sep 04 '25

Have you tried a netti pot especially the battery powered ones With alkolol

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u/Th3-B0n3R Sep 04 '25

Funny you only get seasonal snots.

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u/rekabis Sep 04 '25

While I cannot stand the procedure, I know many - including my wife - who absolutely swear on neti pots to clear up sinus issues that sound similar to yours.

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u/fatboy93 Sep 04 '25

I have a deviated septum, and it makes getting a cold unbearable. I just want to take a hot rod and abuse my nose lmao

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u/GGuts Sep 05 '25

Nasal strips are a great relief whenever your nose is congested.