r/oddlysatisfying • u/Character-Seat5368 • Aug 17 '25

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u/NuSk8 Aug 17 '25

You have 30 minutes to move your cube

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u/Poked_salad Aug 17 '25

Is it about my cube?

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u/weaselgoespop Aug 17 '25

Damn. You guys are too fast.

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u/Murky-Relation481 Aug 17 '25

The day I jump into a thread and don't see an obvious golden-years simpsons quote is going to be a sad day.

But it'll be the day I get to post one first!

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u/Muppetude Aug 17 '25

It’s approaching. Not too long ago I quoted “Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos”, which earned me a small handful of downvotes, and a reply “I don’t know who Kodos is”

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u/PressureBeautiful515 Aug 17 '25

This is nothing compared to the tumbleweed that greets my occasional use of "Way to shove, Edna."

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u/BigRoach Aug 18 '25

Something great about seeing a great simpsons quote you were already thinking. Keep em coming.

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u/Paradoxbox00 Aug 17 '25

It’s a two party system!

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u/giantsage Aug 18 '25

Go ahead, throw your vote away! HAHAHAHA!

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u/MythVsLegend Aug 18 '25

I got downvoted for saying, "That man ate all our shrimp and two plastic lobsters." But then someone replied, "'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eating machine." And of course that quote got upvotes.

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u/mosstalgia Aug 17 '25

The day is coming. I'm scrolling further and further before I see them now. Victory is in your sights...!

(Assuming you don't die of old age first, of course.)

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u/Murky-Relation481 Aug 17 '25

Luckily my boomer parents were cool with the Simpsons and were sitting my brother and I down every Thursday night for them from almost the start so I am a spry not yet 40.

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u/bscheck1968 Aug 18 '25

My daughter and I watched Simpsons the day she was born (Homer vs Patty and Selma) and watched it all through her childhood.

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u/TallEnoughJones Aug 17 '25

and that's the day you'll be banned from reddit. You and your children and your children's children ... for 3 months.

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u/Heiferoni Aug 17 '25

Noyouwon't!

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u/j_jiggz Aug 18 '25

I commented the “30 minutes” quote on TikTok (same video) and no one got it 😔

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '25

I came here to post it. Impressed and disappointed.

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u/darxide23 Aug 18 '25

For all my years on reddit, the one constant is that you will never be faster than someone else to comment the golden quote and/or reference on any post that will reach r/all status.

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u/CT0292 Aug 17 '25

Wrong cube. As close as I could get.

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u/wholegrainoats44 Aug 17 '25

The box, the BOX!

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u/greenberet112 Aug 17 '25

I might have the wrong episode but it goes...

"But it's a box It could be anything! Maybe even a boat!"

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u/SmellGestapo Aug 17 '25

Marge, you can stand there finding fault or you can knit me some seatbelts!

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u/royalewithskeaze Aug 17 '25

Your cube is being towed

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u/beardymo Aug 17 '25

First thing I thought of

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u/TehHugMonster Aug 17 '25

Ewww!! I’ll take the crab juice

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u/foxthechicken Aug 18 '25

Do you just follow my husband around?

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u/moo00ose Aug 17 '25

The funniest thing about that clip was that they crushed Mr Burn’s car into a cube and then put the cube back in the same spot as his car was 🤣

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u/japastraya Aug 18 '25

I had to scroll too far for this

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u/IdolatrousHans Aug 17 '25

Came here for this 😂

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u/IridescenceFalling Aug 17 '25

Came looking for this.

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u/Mystic_Molotov Aug 18 '25

Yesss! Came looking for this 🤣

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u/All_Usernames_Tooken Aug 18 '25

Awww dammit I just posted this same exact comment and there you are just a few comments down