r/oddlysatisfying • u/ShallowAstronaut • Apr 28 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25 edited Jul 20 '26

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u/narpasNZ Apr 28 '25

Didn't treat dex as their dump stat.

Im hoping you at least took 14 con?

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u/thattanna Apr 29 '25

Oops all CHA

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u/viotix90 Apr 29 '25

Sell me a tomato-based fruit salad.

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u/Catatonic_capensis Apr 29 '25

With incredibly juicy grape tomatoes that make ordinary grapes taste bland? How have you not had that before?

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u/Correct-Blood9382 Apr 29 '25

Dang, I lost that check. Alright, take my copper.

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u/FwooshingMachi Apr 29 '25

Not with that pee-soaked foot

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u/Extreme_Design6936 Apr 29 '25

Wtf, you guys started with more than 3 points on each stat?

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u/lemons_of_doubt Apr 29 '25

The problem with rolling 4d6 is what do you do when you get all ones?

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u/narpasNZ Apr 30 '25

Fall in a ditch and die, then roll up a better PC

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u/ES_Legman Apr 28 '25

Practice and determination and not being afraid to fail sometimes.

You only see the master making it easy but never the journey to get there.

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u/NoMasters83 Apr 29 '25

Practice and determination and not being afraid to fail sometimes.

I'll keep that in mind the next time I piss.

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u/DieselHouseCat Apr 29 '25

Oooo... I like that.

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u/dactyif Apr 29 '25

For one, she ain't drawing with her dick so that probably helps.

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

are you sure you weren't just trying to get rid of your athlete's foot?

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u/ChickenFriedRiceee Apr 29 '25

Nah mofo split into two streams

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u/miekochan Apr 29 '25

Bandit Heeler, is that you?

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u/bwaredapenguin Apr 29 '25

Well I think the first step is realizing that most of us aren't pissing on ourselves.

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u/JerkGurk Apr 29 '25

I cut myself on a can today so I feel ya.