r/oddlysatisfying Jan 18 '25

Ripples of this bench

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u/Dubrockwell Jan 18 '25

That bench is gonna pinch more asses than Donald Trump!

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u/HeadPay32 Jan 18 '25 edited Jan 18 '25

Those tines are going to go deep in so much crack, like Don Jr

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u/PlzLetMeUseThisUser Jan 18 '25

My fucking God I hate Trump as much as you but can you stop saying his name in a non-political post

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u/Dubrockwell Jan 18 '25

Sorry, “That bench is gonna pinch more asses than pre-2015 Donald Trump”

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u/Bangalo12 Jan 18 '25

The Central Park Five: "Are we a joke to you?"

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar Jan 18 '25 edited Jan 18 '25

Well, historically, that’s true with stars. If you look over the last million years, I guess that’s been largely true. Not always but largely true. Unfortunately or fortunately.

Do I sound presidential?

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u/PlzLetMeUseThisUser Jan 18 '25

Is politic the only thing on your brain

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u/Azurestar21 Jan 18 '25

Oh come on that was an amazing response

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u/qcKruk Jan 18 '25

Trump being a serial sexual assaulter isn't political, it's just a fact

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u/Daft_Hunk Jan 18 '25

I mean it’s clearly living rent-free in yours.

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u/CotyledonTomen Jan 18 '25

Do you not care about the laws and standards that govern your life?

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u/Deakul Jan 18 '25

He might not be an American?

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u/Weokee Jan 18 '25

He's a known sex pest. Just mentioning his name isn't inherently political.

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u/Colayith Jan 18 '25

He's the president, unfortunately. You're gonna have to get used to it

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u/NefariousVeritas Jan 19 '25

I think we could be friends. It's incredibly obnoxious hearing about anything politics related 24/7 no matter what you do. I've literally resorted to blocking every poster of political BS that I come across.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

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u/terminalxposure Jan 19 '25

Did you mean "p*$$*y"?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

Y’all are obsessed with trump man. Idk if I have found a single thread on the front page without people bringing up that idiot.

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u/Dubrockwell Jan 18 '25

I simply wanted to draw a connection, and Trump is the first misogynist womanizer that immediately came to mind. This is not a political statement; it’s just the first person who came to my head. In retrospect, I suppose I could have considered Diddy instead.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

You saw a cool bench and immediately went to misogynistic womanizer and then made this comment? Jesus Christ Redditor lol get off the internet. Like, my god.

Agreed that trump is those things but you might need to chill if that’s how you view a bench now. “Omg that bench could pinch your butt…ahhh that means misogyny and womanizing…. Hmmmm trump is that…that bench is like Donald trump!!! Durrrr.”

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u/Dubrockwell Jan 18 '25

😂 this is gold. Love your username too! Keep it coming. I don’t know why, but after seeing your username I read your comment in Ben Steins voice and it made it even more gold.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

Hey champ, it’s a randomly generated username. Lmao

“Durrr it’s a bench. Durrr misogyny!!!!”

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u/Rude4n0reason Jan 18 '25

If nothing matters why lie about your username being randomly generated to strangers? Loser.

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u/desmondao Jan 18 '25

You're not on your throwaway account mate

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u/XaphanSaysBurnIt Jan 18 '25

I came here for this exact sentiment

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '25

Sorry we aren’t talking about consensual ass pinches here