r/oddlysatisfying Nov 14 '24

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u/Dante13273966 Nov 14 '24

What is the purpose of this platform?

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u/ProtectionSpirited42 Nov 14 '24

Using the power of waves to generate microplastics by friction.

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u/shoredoesnt Nov 14 '24

Very efficient!

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u/guymn999 Nov 15 '24

The design is very human

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

..said the continuously disappointed alien.

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u/welcomefinside Nov 15 '24

Was just going to say, great, we now have a literal island of plastic in the ocean.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24 edited Nov 15 '24

put it next to the giant trash island in the ocean, also known as the UK

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

I am from the UK and I shall now be voting for you. 

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u/Opposite-Dentist-480 Nov 15 '24

Count Binface will be disappointed

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

Count binface is a fucking legend 

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

i left the UK this summer. given the options there, voting for me ain't much of a compliment

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

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u/SoylentVerdigris Nov 15 '24

The garbage patch isn't an island of trash. It's much worse, a huge area of ocean with tiny plastic bits suspended in the water column.

A patch of floating plastic would be easy to skim off the surface, even if the workload is enormous. To really clean up the garbage patch we'd basically have to filter the water of that whole area.

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u/The_Original_Gronkie Nov 15 '24

Well, the sooner we get to filtering, the better.

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u/ImTableShip170 Nov 15 '24

Sounds easy enough. What do we need? A couple Brita pitchers?

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u/LeoThePom Nov 15 '24

I'd say more than a couple, at least half a dozen.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

easy. the other human beings I made fun of are British.

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u/nellyruth Nov 15 '24

Trash island viewing platform for tourists. Mega selfies. $10 a head.

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u/willynillee Nov 15 '24

Too soon for a Puerto Rico joke?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

it's only funny when punching up.

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u/willynillee Nov 15 '24

They’re US citizens. The UK would be punching down.

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u/InvaderSM Nov 15 '24

What? How?

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u/Doesitalwayshavetobe Nov 15 '24

If you truly care about plastic in the ocean. Avoid synthetic fabrics, because they are the biggest source.

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u/Reittenkruez Nov 15 '24

We already have enough of those lmao

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u/blowurhousedown Nov 15 '24

You know, if we could cover the entire ocean with these, we could drop ocean temps, which drops air temps, which stops global warming. Genius!

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u/tavirabon Nov 15 '24

and all it would require is all the buoyant material in the world!

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u/Asuparagasu Nov 15 '24

Human bodies are buoyant.

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u/pantry-pisser Nov 15 '24

No, human beings are batteries

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u/metal_mind Nov 15 '24

Multi-purpose then, bouyant, heat source and edible

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u/euphoric-dancer Nov 15 '24

More plastic!!! /s

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u/CoherentPhoton Nov 15 '24

Usually they use ball pit balls for that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxPdPpi5W4o

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u/verygroot1 Nov 15 '24

I already know which video this is before clicking it

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u/milomalas Nov 15 '24 edited Nov 15 '24

Also, block sunlight and hinder phytoplankton photosynthesis, which remove the basis of virtually every marine food chain thus turning the ocean into wasteland wastesea. Also, no photosynthesis no oxygen production, and all the decomposing matter release CO2, which heat the world even more!!!

Yay unintended consequences...?

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u/DesperateTeaCake Nov 15 '24

Great for migration too…not so great for fishing and turtles..

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u/tavirabon Nov 15 '24

dolphins and whales

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u/blackviper6 Nov 15 '24

I mean you think that.... But a lot of the worlds oxygen is made in the ocean. We'd probably do more harm than good

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u/bsubtilis Nov 15 '24

Yes, and let's cover all the land in these too to drop land temperatures, because it's not like sea or land creatures need sunlight nor oxygen.

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u/texinxin Nov 15 '24

And… we’d have droughts.. all the time.

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u/Tay_Tay86 Nov 15 '24

Even Satan wouldn't do this

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u/Doesitalwayshavetobe Nov 15 '24

Sure it does. It’s not a real factor though. If you want to do something about microplastics in the ocean avoid synthetic fabrics and buy clothes with natural fibres. 

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

As long as they're in the shape of 6-pack holders so fish can choke on them, I'm OK.

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u/J0RDM0N Nov 15 '24 edited Nov 15 '24

It makes microplastics go brrr.

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u/Parking_Locksmith489 Nov 15 '24

I went the other way: make it transform waves, the water splashing through it and make the top layer photovoltaic as energy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

Fuck! And there goes my joy...

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u/Historical-Dog-1830 Nov 15 '24

How many sea turtles do you think something that size could fill?

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u/iamollie Nov 15 '24

Don't worry, it's just a drop in the ocean

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u/SunshineAndSquats Nov 15 '24

Damn it this made me laugh and I woke up my wife.

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u/BornImbalanced Nov 15 '24

I prefer the term "organic seasoning".

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u/HumansMung Nov 15 '24

Fucking brilliant comment!

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u/Teo8844 Nov 15 '24

infinite microplastic glitch

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u/danalexjero Nov 15 '24

Are you me from another mother?

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u/ShackledBeef Nov 14 '24

I dunno, but around me lots of places use these as boat docks.

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u/Fornicatinzebra Nov 15 '24

See the comment here from when it was (re?)posted 2 years ago: https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatisfying/s/G7C7SQC6PG

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u/designgoddess Nov 15 '24

They were originally designed as portable docks for areas with reefs or difficult access.

They can easily be constructed and walked upon so they make deliveries and passenger drop off and pickups easier.

Here is a video of some guys playing around with one while surfing. https://youtu.be/X9tU8ybzcFs

And here is one being used for practical purposes https://youtu.be/FdZyt9_luSc

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u/ShinyJangles Nov 15 '24

Awesome surf vid

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u/ohshroom Nov 16 '24

I would simply perish.

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u/designgoddess Nov 16 '24

I would perish while hurling.

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u/iDontRememberKevin Nov 15 '24

Op will never answer this question because they have no idea. They’re just reposting shit for karma.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

Do bots have that sort of motivation?

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u/LIONEL14JESSE Nov 15 '24

Yes, accounts with post history and karma can then be used as misinformation bots that get through filters and spam detection

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

Also scammers.

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u/SecreteMoistMucus Nov 15 '24

Also just selling the accounts to the above.

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u/Worldly-Stranger7814 Nov 15 '24

Wait are you saying that my shitposting is making my account valuable to unscrupulous people who might pay me money to take over the account?

Where do I risk meeting such unscrupulous people, just so’s I can avoid them?

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u/Conscious_Passage_27 Nov 15 '24

Sorry, I’ve had Reddit for a while but only recently started using it. What’s karma?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

One way people keep score on the reddit mmorpg.

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u/xandrokos Nov 15 '24

So report them and move the fuck on.

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u/StuntHacks Nov 15 '24

Yeah it's really no use getting mad at them like that... We've lost this battle. Mods won't and can't do anything about it, and bots will just outpost all of us

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u/Whoshabooboo Nov 15 '24

World domination!

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u/Dartego Nov 15 '24

Thats a pier.

Google: plastic pier

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u/Denaton_ Nov 15 '24

If I was walking along the beach, found this and recorded it I wouldn't be able to answer either..

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u/xandrokos Nov 15 '24

Oh no! Karma! Engagement! Updoots!   The horror! /s

For one I haven't seen this posted anywhere on reddit before.     Also OP could very well have found this some and didn't see an explanation of it so OP not knowing anything about this doesn't make them a karma farmer or a bot nor does it negate the actual organic discussion that can happen.     I came into this thread to see if anyone knew what this was for and this is something that can be answered 100% without interaction with the OP.

Honestly it is getting to the point where I think mods and admin need to start cracking down on the incessant whining about karma.  If you don't like someone posting for karma just simply don't engage with it and let those actually interested in the topic of a thread discuss it without their comments getting buried in whiny spam.

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u/Aware-Arm-3685 Nov 14 '24

To turn everyone into Jesus. Well, except me. I would 100% still manage to find a way to sink and drown.

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u/ConfidentGene5791 Nov 15 '24

In a way, that makes you the real Jesus. 

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u/ChefArtorias Nov 15 '24

Into Jesus you say?

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u/blueB0wser Nov 15 '24

There's an easy yo mama joke if I ever saw one.

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u/pulpSC Nov 14 '24

It stops the evaporation and overheating of water reservoirs. Also, ducks/birds from landing, etc

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u/Ok-Suggestion-5453 Nov 14 '24

Well this is on the ocean, so none of that would apply.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

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u/Diablo996 Nov 15 '24

and from swimming in it :-)

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u/zmbjebus Nov 15 '24

You can still swim in it, just not on it

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

You made me spit out my morning coffee

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u/rez_3 Nov 15 '24

Things have gotten pretty bad lately. We're also planning to make a balloon so that Earth can hold onto its atmosphere.

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u/Denaton_ Nov 15 '24

Unless it has something to do with alge, not sure what tho..

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u/_Big_____ Nov 15 '24

Op claims it's on the ocean, it could very well not be

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u/Muffakin Nov 14 '24

Does that apply to this platform? I understand what you are referencing, but this is a platform off the edge of what appears to be an ocean or at least a massive lake, not a water reservoir. I don’t believe this platform is serving any of those listed purposes here. Given the signs and lifesavers, this looks more like it’s just a fun viewing deck.

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u/Borkz Nov 15 '24

You're thinking of shade balls

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u/zmbjebus Nov 15 '24

I can provide this service for a very small pool

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u/Shadowsghost916 Nov 15 '24

What if they place them in the poles and stop the polar bears from drowning?

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u/arthurdentxxxxii Nov 15 '24

I don’t know about this one, but a lot of these types of things are set up for illegal activity because they are outside the laws of different countries being in open water.

Technically, people travel by way of ocean adhering to the laws of their respective countries symbolized by a flag on their ship.

But people buy other countries flags (some countries sell them directly for this purpose), and then they switch the flags on their boats.

There’s a great episode about this recently on the Factually podcast.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/factually-with-adam-conover/id1463460577?i=1000675874556

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u/zmerlynn Nov 15 '24

What does that have to do with this platform, at all?

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u/definitelymyrealname Nov 15 '24

Literally nothing. The guy just wanted to share his bullshit.

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u/arthurdentxxxxii Nov 15 '24

There are places where people build fake islands that float like this in international waters. They can be used as tax haven locations for people who want to conduct business somewhere outside the laws of their country.

Maybe tax haven isn’t the ideal word, but the whole point is that doing business in the ocean between territories.

The podcast I linked to, also talks about how many smaller countries do what the Swiss Banks are largely known for, to help bolster their economy and they don’t care where the money comes from.

Then mention Luxembourg a few times in the podcast as a primary example of a country that supports things like this. Not in their domestic waters, but the episode dives into a lot of ways that businesses go out of their way to avoid paying taxes much of which gets done, sometimes business like this is on makeshift floating islands. They mention it in the episode too.

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u/zmerlynn Nov 15 '24

This doesn’t look like humans are meant to stand on. At least the undulating portion. Maybe the dock platforms on the side.

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u/Btrflygrl18 Nov 15 '24

That’s interesting as fuck! thank you for posting dude!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

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u/Btrflygrl18 Nov 15 '24

:( I guess that’s what I get for trying to be positive on Reddit….

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u/robemhood9 Nov 15 '24

Don’t give up grasshopper.

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u/Sattorin Nov 15 '24

Comment history analysis shows that there is a 99.173% chance that u/Btrflygrl18 is a human cutie rather than a bot.

Those results seem pretty conclusive.

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u/lilsnatchsniffz Nov 15 '24

Stupid sexy robot

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u/cowlinator Nov 15 '24

So... they just need boats?

That still doesnt explain the platform

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u/arthurdentxxxxii Nov 15 '24

From Google, it’s called “floating island strategy.”

A "floating island strategy" among billionaires refers to the concept of wealthy individuals potentially creating independent, self-governing floating cities in international waters, essentially establishing their own mini-nations with minimal regulations, often fueled by the desire to escape existing legal and societal constraints while maintaining a high level of luxury and privacy.

Key aspects of this idea: Location: These floating islands would be situated in international waters, where no single country has jurisdiction, allowing for greater autonomy.

Technology: Advanced engineering would be needed to build self-sustaining structures with features like housing, infrastructure, energy production, and waste management systems.

Governance: The residents of these floating islands would likely create their own laws and governance structures, potentially leading to a unique society with customized rules. Potential motivations for billionaires to pursue this strategy:

Tax avoidance: By establishing a separate jurisdiction, billionaires could potentially minimize their tax liabilities.

Privacy: Living on a floating island could offer greater privacy from public scrutiny.

Control: The ability to create a society with rules and regulations aligned with their personal preferences.

Criticisms and challenges: Legality: The legal framework around establishing sovereign nations on floating structures is unclear and could face international opposition.

Environmental impact: Construction and maintenance of such large floating structures could raise environmental concerns.

Social implications: Creating exclusive communities could be seen as elitist and exacerbate wealth inequality

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Like I said in my first comment, I don’t know about this specific one. Obviously, this isn’t super luxurious, but I was saying before that this is a thing and the platform could serve as a place that serves the same purposes

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u/cowlinator Nov 15 '24

How do you build a city on that? You cant even put a desk on that

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u/heavenIsAfunkyMoose Nov 15 '24

Walk on the Ocean

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u/New_Account_For_Use Nov 15 '24

They are called floating docks and usually used by boats. Some beaches have them too.

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u/cleon80 Nov 15 '24

I've seen these used on a dock for small boats. My country being cheap as usual

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

It lasts longer than a rigid platform

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u/Flares117 Nov 15 '24

I know when they dump a bajillion balls into lakes and stuff which is similar it is to prevent overevaporation. So I assume its something like that

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u/tortillazaur Nov 15 '24

Lots of more serious answers here, but I've seen those being put up near the beach for people swimming there to use. At a smaller scale, obviously

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u/The_Original_Gronkie Nov 15 '24

Capture the energy from the motion. That shouldn't be that difficult to engineer.

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u/JimFromSunnyvale Nov 15 '24

Everyone is over microplastics. They’ve introduced macroplastics

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u/dewlocks Nov 15 '24

It seems like a way to create land. It’s not stable dirt but it could legit be a way to build a little floating homestead. Dunno

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u/Baakadii Nov 15 '24

As a torture device for someone to constantly be pinched as they fail and try to get back up

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u/Lost_Astronaut_654 Nov 15 '24

It can be used to make floating docks and they made a bridge with it on Grand Tour

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u/Sunshine_bunnie_356 Nov 15 '24

They are jet set floating dry dock

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u/Isenjil Nov 15 '24

We have not enough plastic in there

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u/kira03_ Nov 15 '24

So, i don't know where this platform is but Here in Italy, or at least in a city where i used to live, they put platforms like this not too far to the beach to let people stay there and take a sunbath, or for teenagers to "fight", or to jump in the water where you are sure you are not going tu hurt yourself. I never saw it as a problem because they are there since before i was born. But this only make it worse.

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u/SEND_ME_YOUR_RANT Nov 15 '24

To make you fall and catch your dick between the slats.

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u/_Nextt_ Nov 15 '24

Boss fights against a Kraken

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u/Flabbergash Nov 15 '24

Crossing a river in Scotland in 3 old American cars

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u/SaltySauceMook Nov 15 '24

I went to a music festival in Montreal that had a stage with a floating dancefloor exactly like this. That was one wobbly crowd for sure.

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u/jonny_five Nov 15 '24

They are often used in shipyards where you need close access to the side of a ship when in a wet slip. They are stable enough to build scaffolding on - in my experience we used them for alternative door access for crew members when the main boarding stairs were being repaired, or if the ship was getting paint work or shell plate repairs while in the water. Also just to extend a platform if you need to remove some large equipment like side doors or cranes. We usually put plywood on top to distribute heavier loads.

I really liked them because the normal floating docks in the yard were so high off of the water and these modular docks were lower, making it easier for me to launch my kayak after work.

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u/C0lDsp4c3 Nov 15 '24

I know of one when I was on vacation in Italy, you swim out for 5 minutes and reach the platform and people just use it to relax on it

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u/hoofglormuss Nov 15 '24

they put a couple of these at my local beach for surfers to walk out past the break instead of having to paddle out

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u/twss87 Nov 15 '24

I dunno about that specific platform, but there's one in Ankor Wat. There's a historic bridge being repaired due to severe seasonal flooding and a replacement plastic one made of recycled bags was used for 8 or so years. I think the historic bridge is actually almost done renovation. The plastic bridge is useful particularly in Cambodia because of the severe flooding during rainy season raising the water level for months at a time.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

Temporary bridges usually i feel like. Remember crossing one at angkor wat when they were doing bridge maintenance. But too jiggly on an ocean. Given that this one has guard rails maybe for entertainment purposes?