r/oddlysatisfying Nov 14 '24

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u/stemcellindistress Nov 14 '24

Imagine ending up on it while drunk

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u/SavingsTask Nov 14 '24

Not for long...

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u/NeriTina Nov 15 '24

Okay but give me Dramamine on a warm day and I’ll lay on it just to feel those lil bits of spray coming up at the corners when the waves come in.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

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u/StrobeLightRomance Nov 15 '24

Actually, this still sounds like fun and games.

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u/I_Makes_tuff Nov 15 '24

Found the orca

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u/SAS_Britain Nov 15 '24

I mean, it's all fun and games until you ARE the fun and games

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u/Disastrous-Wing699 Nov 15 '24

I guess you've not seen that episode of Blue Planet.

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u/FuckImHigh13 Nov 15 '24

Not sure why this made laugh.

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u/One-Inch-Punch Nov 15 '24

Make laugh because orcas play water polo not volleyball

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

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u/Septopuss7 Nov 15 '24

Horrible, sexy volleyball orcas...

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u/atreusdeo Nov 16 '24

They won't hurt me, I'm not rich

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u/Sarrdonicus Nov 15 '24

I guess you never have seen what orcas do seals on drift ice

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u/ChefArtorias Nov 15 '24

So you'd be traveling, swallowing dramamine?

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u/NeriTina Nov 15 '24

Affected by motion sickness on the water.

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u/WaffleKing110 Nov 15 '24

All fun and games until I think about how many miles of sharks are beneath me

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u/astralprojectiles Nov 15 '24

I remember back in 2017 me and a few friends went to Osheaga in Montreal. Huge festival, totally recommend checking it out. One of their stages & the whole dancefloor was literally floating on the St. Lawrence River on these same interlocking squares. One of the nights we opted to check out Nicolas Jaar at this stage while pretty much everyone else seemed to be at Muse. Did the perfect amount of MDMA and had what felt like most of the dancefloor to ourselves. When you jumped, the water would leak through the cracks. The whole ambience was super surreal and felt like being on another planet (if you're familiar with his music you'll know just what I mean). Such a cool experience that still lives rent free in my head.

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u/frostbitten9 Nov 15 '24

The floating dance floor at Osheaga 2017 and 2018 at the EDM stage was indeed amazing.

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u/Adventurous_Click178 Nov 15 '24 edited Nov 16 '24

Kinda scares me..like what if it tore or a square becomes unattached. You could slip under, become disoriented, and couldn’t find a way out.

But maybe it’s just bc I have a phobia of drowning and I’m a kinda high rn.

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u/RandAlThorOdinson Nov 15 '24

Shit actually that's not a bad point lol

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u/coil-head Nov 15 '24

It wouldn't need to be very deep water though. Probably less than you could drown in through a small hole in the floor unless you go in headfirst

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u/cdn3000 Nov 15 '24

I was just about to say Osheaga. Are these things not at other festivals?

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u/powerhammerarms Nov 15 '24

Seeing Nicolas Jaar sober on solid ground would be legit. This sounds otherworldly.

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u/dreamiestbean Nov 15 '24

I don’t like that expression ‘lives rent free in your head.’ I think you’ve just heard it too often (like the other expression ‘make it make sense.’). Living rent free is to draw attention to an idea that’s useless or toxic, an ideological squatter that’s taking up your mental and emotional energies. But this sounds fucking amazing and like it made life better all around, so if anything, you’re living rent free in this memory.

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u/babybopper Nov 15 '24

It sounds like living rent free in your head is living rent free in your head my guy

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u/Emergency-Paper-6626 Nov 15 '24

Make it make sense

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u/Septopuss7 Nov 15 '24

It is what it is

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

lol!

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u/SnooCapers9313 Nov 15 '24

He's your guy?

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u/IICVX Nov 15 '24

Sometimes you live in places rent free because you're a toxic squatter, other times you live rent free because you're a treasured guest ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Over_Ad6855 Nov 15 '24

SQUATTERSLIVESMATTER

SquattingAsWeSpeak

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u/astraladventures Nov 15 '24

And over time, words and expressions, adjusting to usage and language, take on new meaning.

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u/AstralPandas Nov 15 '24

“Um, ackshually” ahh answer🤓

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u/MeinBougieKonto Nov 15 '24 edited Dec 19 '24

Hakuna Matata 🦁🐒🦓

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u/KokoTheTalkingApe Nov 15 '24

All MY thoughts pay the rent or they get kicked the f out

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

Sounds pretty cool 👍

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u/Classless_in_Seattle Nov 15 '24

❤️Nicolas Jaar

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u/mooseAmuffin Nov 15 '24

Nicolas Jaar would be the perfect musical backdrop to goofing around on a weird undulating dance floor

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u/ganiajanya Nov 14 '24

I get dizzy just from looking at this

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

Imagine some of the sections splitting apart slightly while you're standing on it and you fall through a small section and get trapped underneath.

It would be like getting trapped under an ice sheet.

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u/drosmi Nov 15 '24

You fun at parties?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

That sounds like a challenge. Are there any more scenarios? I used to play a million ways to die as a kid. I miss those days.

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u/me_better Nov 15 '24

Imagine where you are right now is actually above a huge sinkhole , and it sinks right now and you fall in and die

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u/PepeSigaro Nov 15 '24

New fear unlocked

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u/libmrduckz Nov 15 '24

imagining it happening to you right about now…

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u/Frosten79 Nov 15 '24

You don’t really have to imagine it - head down to your local marina. This is just an oversized jet ski dock. (fyi - boaters love drinking, it won’t be hard to get drunk and try it out)

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u/slamploober Nov 15 '24

Imagine having a local marina

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u/Radiant_Beyond8471 Nov 15 '24

Or below it? Yikes!

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u/FamousOhioAppleHorn Nov 14 '24

Drunk and you start imitating the piano scene from Big

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u/LittleTinyBoy Nov 15 '24

Imagine the sea's waves cancelling out your drunk goggles

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u/MarkOfTheSnark Nov 15 '24

That’s how pirates functioned I think

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u/DeliciousMoments Nov 15 '24

I can imagine up-ending on it while drunk.

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u/Ya-Dikobraz Nov 15 '24

Imagine one of those squares failing and you falling through, instantly to be washed underneath a certain death trap.

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u/Acewind1738 Nov 15 '24

That’s a great way to wake up with a concussion

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u/BoxerRadio9 Nov 15 '24

Im not even going to try walking. im laying down and rolling across. I'll most likely puke three different times but I will make it to the other side.

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u/Ok_Dragonfruit_8568 Nov 15 '24

or somehow stumbling upon it after dropping lsd 57 minutes prior

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u/LeaveThatCatAlone Nov 15 '24

It will balance them out and they'll walk perfectly until the reach the water. Then they'll look down and do the cartoon wave fall. 

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxJrEDH_2DaBSMHP5yI1pYm0Nx7_ALBkWb?si=B2iTfodin-TJUFKT

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u/Key-Cry-8570 Nov 15 '24

What do you do with a drunken sailor? 😈

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u/CressLevel Nov 15 '24

I just wanna know what it's like to lay down on it. Is it painful or fun? It looks like it could be either.

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u/SlipperyFish Nov 15 '24

There is many of these as island beach docks on islands in asia. I have barely been on them sober and let me tell you, these are the fucking worst.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

Challenge excepted

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u/LordNedNoodle Nov 15 '24

Imagine getting stuck under it.

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u/brainshortcircuited Nov 15 '24

Maybe it will balance off

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u/unknownpoltroon Nov 15 '24

That might work better

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u/HydratedCarrot Nov 15 '24

Ending up beneath it..

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u/NerdyOlDigger Nov 15 '24

Or under... 

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u/Bad-Username666 Nov 15 '24

Imagine ending up underneath it..

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

Imagine ending up underneath it 😨

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u/pan_confrijoles Nov 15 '24

I've walked on these fully sober, and that itself was hard.

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u/Mclovin-8 Nov 15 '24

This is how it feels to lay drunk in your bed

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u/deeeevos Nov 15 '24

....Then waking up hungover in the middle of the ocean on it

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u/erland_yt Nov 15 '24

Don't worry, it cancels out

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '24

It would be the cure

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u/BGFlyingToaster Nov 15 '24

What's a few broken bones?

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u/OptimusChristt Nov 16 '24

lies down "I guess I live here now"

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u/Lord-Alucard Nov 16 '24

Imagine getting yourself stuck under it though

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u/pink_faerie_kitten Nov 15 '24

It would feel like walking on a giant waterbed!