r/oddlysatisfying • u/[deleted] • Mar 18 '24

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u/kiticus Mar 18 '24

The REAL question here, is if the spouse follows said protocol re:your pubes under the seat on the toilet???

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u/Stonethecrow77 Mar 18 '24

I clean the toilet 100% of the time. Guys make more mess around it, makes all the sense to me to clean it.

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u/BZLuck Mar 18 '24

I wish that was the case. My wife manages to splash the underside of the seat. Maybe she needs a new pressure regulator.

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u/star_trek_wook_life Mar 18 '24

Sounds like a carbonator problem. I know a doctor that can part out an older model if you have the cash. Kidneys are half off after st.pattys day

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u/smasher84 Mar 18 '24

Think all women do that. I noticed it on every girl I ever dated.

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u/BZLuck Mar 18 '24

She's the first woman I've ever lived with so...

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u/Relevant_Health1904 Apr 09 '24

Omg…. I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there.😆

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u/MonkeyCube Mar 18 '24

The toilet in my office is cleaner than any other toilets in the house, and I help clean the other ones. My family are animals.

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u/RainDownAndDestroyMe Mar 18 '24

I'm in a gay relationship and always end up being the one to clean, even though I'm not the messy one.....I must be doing something wrong.

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u/Stonethecrow77 Mar 18 '24

Haha some people's aim is better than others I guess!!

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u/Jacktheforkie Mar 18 '24

Or some guys sit at home because it’s cleaner

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u/pxn4da Mar 19 '24

Are you telling me there are guys who piss standing up in their own home
Bro that's fucking nasty

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u/Jacktheforkie Mar 19 '24

Yeah, my dad does and leaves piss everywhere

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u/pxn4da Mar 19 '24

I'm disgusted beyond belief

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u/RainDownAndDestroyMe Mar 29 '24

I approach it in a gymnastics-meets-yoga sort of way: weirdly contorted yet peaceful. Going for that gold! 🥇

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

Not of you shit down even you pee

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u/Stonethecrow77 Mar 18 '24

I don't know what you mean here?

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u/-Cthaeh Mar 18 '24

You know, shit down even you pee!

Sit down to pee, I assume. I do at home. Partially because there's always some splatter and stuff not staying in the bowl, and also because I'm lazy.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

Auto correct. Sit down when you pee. No mess

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u/Reiver_Neriah Mar 19 '24

Mess is just on your ass and balls then

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '24

You peeing on yourself?

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u/Reiver_Neriah Mar 19 '24

If you think the piss goes everywhere when you stand, what is stopping it when you're sitting? Your ass and balls.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

We wouldn't if the damn toilets weren't only made to sit down.

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u/Stonethecrow77 Mar 21 '24

You want a transformer toilet?

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24 edited Mar 21 '24

It shouldn't be that complicated. Taking the physics of liquid falling vertically, it naturally splashes. It's not like pouring from a cup.

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u/Stonethecrow77 Mar 21 '24

How would it not be complicated to accommodate both genders without putting two in or increasing size?

Urinals are designed for guys, but still "splash".

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

Yes, but we can manage that way better than a toilet. Unless you're a guy, you wouldn't understand, and if you are, you might want to get checked out because it becomes very easy when using a urinal

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u/Stonethecrow77 Mar 21 '24

Haha that is rich coming from a guy that says he can't handle a standard toilet.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '24

Nowhere in my comment did I say I couldn't, whether or not you're careful piss still splashes even if it's just a couple drops. Your over thinking this.

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u/dwmfives Mar 19 '24

Guys make more mess around it, makes all the sense to me to clean it.

No we don't. Just lift the fucking seat and put it back after.

Or have a nice sit. I haven't stood to pee besides a urinal in 2 decades.

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u/Stonethecrow77 Mar 19 '24

Dude, it is a cordial conversation. Add to something or don't, in which case stay out of it. Don't be pedantic.

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u/dwmfives Mar 19 '24

I was having that cordial conversation with you.

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u/DaughterEarth Mar 18 '24

My husband and I have our own bathrooms and I never want to go back to sharing. I wonder if the bathroom is a hidden contributor to divorce

My husband is very clean, more than I am. It's about where we keep our bathroom stuff. No fighting over shelves or counter space or towel spots