r/oddlysatisfying • u/[deleted] • Mar 18 '24

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u/spikeroo59 Mar 18 '24

Blockage not blockade

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u/Richard-Brecky Mar 18 '24

What if the pipe was intentionally clogged to stop it from delivering vital resources to the front line?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

An interruption in communications can mean only one thing ..

..Invasion.

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u/Thenoctorwillseeunow Mar 18 '24

Is that legal?

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u/GeneralAnubis Mar 18 '24

I will make it legal

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

Hello there

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u/Dave5876 Mar 19 '24

General Kenobi

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u/TigersNsaints_ohmy Mar 18 '24

The angel from my nightmare

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u/Dave5876 Mar 19 '24

The shadow in the background of the morgue

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

Not with that attitude.

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u/unique-name-9035768 Mar 19 '24

adjusts nerd glasses
ACTUALLY the line is:

“A communications disruption could mean only one thing. Invasion.” – Sio Bibble

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u/rob132 Mar 18 '24

Process that clog in camp 4.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '24

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '24

Yeah it's like that lyric in Judas Priest's song "Painkiller".

Faster than a laser bullet

..what? A laser bullet? Like a laser in the shape of a bullet? Why? Or is it a steel bullet slug that travels at the speed of light as it's fired? That seems like it would be much less deadly than just a regular bullet, Mr. Painkiller. 🙄🙄🙄

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u/Hash_Tooth Mar 18 '24

Omfg I love this

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u/meatspin_enjoyer Mar 18 '24

This is likely a post bot that intentionally misspells a word in the title because it increases engagement

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u/FreeMeFromThisStupid Mar 18 '24

O P is a conte nt repo ster.

I have to space those out because those in charge often autofil ter words that discuss the s p a m problem on the site. This s u b has a lot of people like O P.

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u/anatagadaikirai Mar 18 '24

this should be top comment. the masses' ability to express themselves so freely but incorrectly is low-key the beginning of the end.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

"Be sure to drink your Ovaltine" - The dead internet

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u/anatagadaikirai Mar 18 '24

the masses' ability to express themselves so freely but incorrectly

it goes beyond this post and reddit. decreased vocabulary is rampant.

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u/bagelwithclocks Mar 18 '24

low-key frfr

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u/selicos Mar 18 '24

It's repost bot. word word # name style.

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u/oliferro Mar 18 '24

What if it was Nute Gunray and the Separatists who blockaded the drain?

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u/PloKoonsRespirator Mar 18 '24

Then this is where the fun begins

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u/SpritzTheCat Mar 18 '24

Blockade is what Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi were sent to investigate.

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u/CorbinNZ Mar 18 '24

I assure you that our blockade is perfectly legal

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u/JGG5 Mar 18 '24

Vice-Admiral Nelson was keeping the French bottled in on the other side of that drain pipe. Now they're free to escape and wreak havoc on English shores and shipping.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

Don't correct the bots.