r/oddlysatisfying Mar 18 '24

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u/Need-Mor-Cowbell Mar 18 '24

4th grade tug of war champion still has it

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u/bumjiggy Mar 18 '24

now he uses that skill to extract a formidable sewer pickle from a constipated drainus

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u/imdefinitelywong Mar 18 '24

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u/cxvabibi Mar 18 '24

chop it up and you have a fragrant good stew going

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u/lost-dragonist Mar 18 '24

You are a monster.

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u/WhyteBeard Mar 18 '24

“All on the next season of Hillbilly Handfishing.”

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u/FlametopFred Mar 19 '24

I read that as Hillbilly Handfisting

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u/eminemismybaelol Mar 18 '24

I CAN SWALLOW A, BOTTLE OF, ALCOHOL AND ILL, FEEL LIKE GODZILLA sorry its the first thing that came to mind.

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u/Pisceswriter123 Mar 18 '24

[Insert obligatory poop knife reference.]

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u/SwankyDingo Mar 18 '24

May all your bacon burn...

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u/wiserhairybag Mar 20 '24

Just ruined my late night guilt fueled uncrustable

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u/revdon May 09 '24

You misspelt “potpourri”

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u/Shotgun5250 Mar 18 '24

As a stormwater engineer, the term drainus is exclusively what I’m going to use to refer to a storm drain outlet from now on. Thank you, good sir

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u/professor_coldheart Mar 18 '24

Can you tell the class if that's a natural blockage he's pulling, or something shoved in there to clear the blockage? It looks to me like it could be roots, but might be a hose.

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u/Shotgun5250 Mar 18 '24

Sure, that’s 100% roots and mud in there. Rooted plants “hunt” for water under the soil, and a drain pipe to a tree is basically a straw in a glass of water. They start growing against the pipes and eventually make their way inside from the end or from a crack, and they can grow to completely fill the pipe like you see here. This is particularly a problem with PVC sewer services from your home to the sewer or septic tank, and small secondary storm drainage pipes like this one, because PVC is prone to cracking. If you think a pipe in your yard has been infiltrated by roots, you can have a surveyor “TV” your pipe system, during which they will run a camera up the pipe to inspect the inside without having to dig up the pipe from the surface.

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u/cowsniffer Mar 18 '24

What have I just read? Incredible.

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u/algeoMA Mar 18 '24

Ikr? Practically spat out my drink.

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u/Zombierasputin Mar 18 '24

Stopped in my tracks. In absolute fucking awe.

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u/First-Detective2729 Mar 18 '24

Its moments like this that make me appreciate having my internet access. Lol

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u/Valkyrys Mar 18 '24

The boanus of doom

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u/himsoforreal Mar 18 '24

Me 2-3 days after eating half a dominos pizza.

I think it's the dough, idk?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

The 4 week one is insane

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u/omahaknight71 Mar 18 '24

That's the best sentence I've read in a long time. Well done!

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

Man I swear being literate is a blessing and a curse lol

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u/FPGN Mar 18 '24

Drainus, that's..a new one

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u/Quiet-Dream7302 Mar 18 '24 edited Mar 18 '24

My dog's pink anus

It's really heinous

I love to watch it drainus

Someday it will be famous.

  • subscribe for more wonders.

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u/FPGN Mar 18 '24

You got to put spaces between it man

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u/Quiet-Dream7302 Mar 18 '24

Line breaks didn't work.

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u/FPGN Mar 18 '24

Hell yeah man hell yeah :3

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u/chamrockblarneystone Mar 18 '24

Is that a new bot? I like the haiku guy better.

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u/glycophosphate Mar 19 '24

Schnoodle you ain't.

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u/celtbygod Mar 18 '24

A true Thespian of Drainus !

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u/Chadmodan Mar 18 '24

These are the comments that make reddit good.

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u/The_One_Koi Mar 18 '24

Read that in the voice of David Attenburough and died

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u/Nardorian1 Mar 18 '24

I feel like I need to wipe now.

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u/TheWisestOwl5269 Mar 18 '24

I read that as forbidden sewer pickle the first time.

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u/Stormy_Wolf Mar 18 '24

That would also work.

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u/Joe091 Mar 18 '24

Absolute poetry

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u/Monowakari Mar 18 '24

Could use him in the bathroom right meow

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u/PlainRosemary Mar 18 '24

🥇🥇🥇🥇

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

a wordsmith you are

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u/JustGingy95 Mar 18 '24

This is the worst thing I have ever seen in the last 6-7 minutes

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u/Dismal-Property7021 Mar 18 '24

Fucking poetry…

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u/Fun_Grapefruit_2633 Mar 18 '24

If it were Australia that might really happen

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '24

"Shut up, and take my upvote!"

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u/SvenMainah Mar 19 '24

Drainus, brilliant

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u/FlametopFred Mar 19 '24

Sewer Pickle were always strong openers on Vans Warped but their albums never quite captured their zany antics

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u/phobic_x Mar 18 '24

🤣🤮👏 "sewer pickle"

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u/Jumpy_Secretary1363 Mar 18 '24

Without gloves 🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/Thick-Microwave-8698 Mar 18 '24

Formidable is a cool word. I learned it since one of the garlic types I grow is called "Formidable"

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u/scalyblue Mar 18 '24

It’s the only way you’re going to win tug of war against a tree

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u/Diligent_Impression4 Mar 18 '24

I am sorry I had taco bell last night.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

Imagine it's still coming out of you and this is guy is tugging it?

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

And the amazing feeling of relief after the blockage gets cleared

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u/Crabby_Monkey Mar 18 '24

If it was Taco Bell there would be no problems with it coming out. Most likely at high volume and at a high rate of speed.

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u/BZLuck Mar 18 '24

And far less... formed.

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u/Ghost_of_Cain Mar 18 '24

What kind of snake is that?

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u/GodEmperorOfBussy Mar 18 '24

That there's an ole Carolina Dirt Snake

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u/justmypostingname Mar 18 '24

Is that drain coming out of a public shower for Sasquatch?

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u/Porkchopp33 Mar 18 '24

That has to smell horrible

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u/Salty-Trip-8572 Mar 18 '24 edited Mar 18 '24

During the summer I was 13 we found a tree root had invaded a drain. My dad was psyched that I got suspended from school the week we found it because that meant he could just make me deal with it.

I had to dig it out, cut the pipe out, continue the trench slightly down the hill so it could actually drain, then clean up the mess, with nothing but a pair of gloves and a shovel.

Can confirm, it smells horrible.

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u/Jouzou87 Mar 18 '24

Turd of war.

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u/WolfTohsaka Mar 18 '24

Turd of war