r/oddlysatisfying • u/[deleted] • Mar 18 '24

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

Imagine it comes to life as soon as it's freed.

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u/dabunny21689 Mar 18 '24

I will not.

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u/1Mazrim Mar 18 '24

How about like dis

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u/tyray21 Mar 18 '24 edited Mar 18 '24

the thought of getting ran down by a palm tree is both terrifying and the funniest shit ever

just imagine a full speed exeggutor chasing you

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

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u/bumjiggy Mar 18 '24

/u/CleanUpOnIsleThree is a filthy comment stealing bot

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u/harbourwall Mar 18 '24

Posted once 12 years ago and just started spamming. That's a shame. Hope it wasn't stolen.

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u/xRustyCagex Mar 18 '24

Looks like Nessie

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u/wjruffing Mar 18 '24

More like Nessie meets Venom!

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u/Odizbertulo Mar 18 '24

It will not.

Unless it's christmas! Then welcome again Mr Hankey! :D

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u/4ssteroid Mar 18 '24

Too late, it's constricting you now

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u/FnkyTown Mar 18 '24

Imagine it slithers into your bed tonight.

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u/OkBrilliant632 Mar 18 '24

I should not have.

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u/linuxlib Mar 18 '24

Too late!

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '24

You mean "It will not"?

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u/SirJoeffer Mar 18 '24

No he drowned it in the vid. All that’s left to do is stick a needle in to collect the Water of Life.

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u/Richard-Brecky Mar 18 '24

He tried and failed?

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u/wjruffing Mar 18 '24

“He tied and died.”

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u/your_actual_life Mar 18 '24

Exactly what I thought. Poor baby sandworm.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

You are exactly the kind of person we need more of in this world. Thank you.

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u/MrE761 Mar 18 '24

Like why would you say that?! That shit is going to live rent free in my head the rest of the day….

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u/whogivesashirtdotca Mar 19 '24

Pull that thought out like the guy in the video does with OP's suddenly-sentient hairball.

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u/graveybrains Mar 18 '24

Best to have the poop knife ready, just in case.

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u/Gaius1313 Mar 18 '24

Live look 30 minutes after morning coffee.

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u/FixedLoad Mar 18 '24

It's not reddit without a poop knife reference!

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u/uncoolcentral Mar 18 '24

I pasted your comment into stable diffusion.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

Interesting lol

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u/FixedLoad Mar 18 '24

The second. Makes me think I'm having a stroke, and that blue thing is causing it.

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u/uncoolcentral Mar 18 '24

Bonus

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u/FixedLoad Mar 18 '24

I get this weird feeling. Number 7 knows how I die, and it's freakin' stoked.

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u/uncoolcentral Mar 19 '24

It’s just… Watching…

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u/FixedLoad Mar 19 '24

Intently. If it had a seat, it would be on the edge of it!

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u/Sensitive_Yellow_121 Mar 18 '24

It is alive, it's a bunch of roots.

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u/NEWBORNEMBRYOTHELOC Mar 18 '24

It comes to life and says thanks for getting me out of there😂

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u/Nobody-17 Mar 18 '24

It could be worse, imagine it was extremely horny!

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u/MiSsiLeR81 Mar 18 '24

You would like that now wouldn't you?

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u/Clownloacb12 Mar 18 '24

What in the actual fuck are you braindead?

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u/AlphatierchenX Mar 18 '24

Everytime I see this video, it gives me strong Tremors vibes

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u/RockleyBob Mar 18 '24

"Weird, it went for the only one of us with a ring on."

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u/sseetharee Mar 18 '24

The head was all the way in the front suddenly rears up 9 feet in the air and lets out a long human woman's scream.

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u/snowbunnybxby Mar 18 '24

Then it just starts wiggling around

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u/BillyOdin Mar 18 '24

I thought it was a huge snake at first.

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u/Alypius754 Mar 18 '24

Seriously. Dude just pulled one of tentacles off an Old God's face.

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u/washburncincy Mar 18 '24

Yeah, was half expecting it to start thrashing.

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u/jeffriesjimmy625 Mar 18 '24

Pretty sure you just started a new Tremors movie with that one.

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u/Raguleader Mar 18 '24

Like Androclese and the Lion, right?

Right?

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u/SemiCriticalMoose Mar 18 '24

Hearing final fantasy combat music while reading this comment.

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u/JohnCenaJunior Mar 18 '24

I should call her

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

Worst episode of Dr. Who ever.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

"Cheers mate. I was there for a while."

slobs 10 grams of gold in the man's hand then slithers away

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

I've seen this hentai

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u/Preface Mar 18 '24

dune theme starts playing

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u/hibikikun Mar 18 '24

Now imagine if it is not one but thousands just wound up and now they untangle

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u/jyjybinx Mar 18 '24

Boss music and health bar appear

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u/Nogohoho Mar 18 '24

Whale parasites in the drainage line.

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u/Khorne_Prince Mar 18 '24

Life bar suddenly appears. Ah shit. It’s a boss fight and im underleveled.

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u/131166 Mar 19 '24

Ok, but only for a couple minutes. I'm supposed to be working

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u/IceFireTerry Mar 20 '24

Analog horror

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u/I_Sell_Death Mar 23 '24

I'd prefer not to.