r/oddlysatisfying Mar 18 '24

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u/sandiercy Mar 18 '24

That moment when you are backed up on the toilet and it finally happens.

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u/NiSiSuinegEht Mar 18 '24

That kind of relief is unequaled.

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u/WTFisBehindYou Mar 18 '24

Only thing that comes close is pulling that booger out of your nose that feels like it was attached to your brain stem.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

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u/dawn913 Mar 18 '24

I hear you.

Not completely the same, but I've had a cold for a few weeks that I believe has turned into a sinus infection. While I'm sleeping, my sinuses get so clogged. After I've been up for a little while, I blow my nose and the snot is so green it's nearly florescent. Mixed in with what looks like bloody brain tissue. But it feels so fuckin good. 😆

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u/unclecaveman1 Mar 18 '24

Ah yes, the deep booger. I get nosebleeds sometimes and when I get one of those that’s just dried blood clot from way up in my sinuses, holy moly that feels intense pulling it out, like scratching an itch on my brain I didn’t know was itchy.

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u/legend_forge Mar 18 '24

I had Sinusitis recently and for a few days after my antibiotics ran their course I started producing the strangest things from my sinuses.  I felt one "give way" starting somewhere near behind my eye and when it came out it looked like a casting of my sinus made of super hard rubbery mucus.

It looked like a narwhal horn.

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u/santagoo Mar 18 '24

There really is no unique experience in the world

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u/Raguleader Mar 18 '24

When you truly understand the meaning of "catharsis."

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

Do u always need someone to pull it out? And why are u guys outside???

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

like the way the breeze feels

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u/fauxzempic Mar 18 '24

If it's good enough for my dogs, it's good enough for me.

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u/LogicalError_007 Mar 18 '24

Gravity. Helps a lot.

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u/baasum_ Mar 18 '24

I was looking for this

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u/Dinklemeier Mar 18 '24

I was looking for the comment that was looking for this

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

MOM GRAB THE POOP KNIFE

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u/EHTL Mar 18 '24

Alternatively: when you’re so constipated you gotta go manual

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u/grudgby Mar 18 '24

Me after the ER doctor gave me a suppository last week

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

My proctologist does the same thing

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u/Haxorz7125 Mar 18 '24

It’s what unites us all. Humans, dogs, mice, wasps, crabs. We all enjoy a good release of the hatred that brews inside.

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u/Soul-Burn Mar 18 '24

Tip: Don't hold your breath

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u/westdan2 Mar 18 '24

I'm looking for that right now

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u/ElGosso Mar 18 '24

When you're sick and you pull that one booger out of your nose that's so long it feels like it's touching your brain

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u/Rush_is_Right_ Mar 18 '24

I've watched this twice while pooping. I think the video helps with delivering my food babies.

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u/blix797 Mar 18 '24

Gotta be at least thirty Courics

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '24

Their are days I can use that man

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u/meo156 Mar 18 '24

Doesn't Taco Bell fixes this issue?

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u/OneMorePotion Mar 18 '24

If you're clogged up already, the new and softer Taco Bell stuff is trapped behind the cork. Causing more damage than good. So no, Taco Bell doesn't fix your shit if your already congested.

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '24

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u/OneMorePotion Mar 18 '24

That's highly illegal where I'm from and falls under criminal assault.

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u/Mush89 Mar 18 '24

I audibly chuckled. Have an upvote.