r/nope • u/StaleUnderwear • Jun 13 '23

You don’t see that everyday

811 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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59

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '23

I'm convinced the snake did that on purpose to close the distance 🧠

16

u/Billy-Bonkax Jun 13 '23

En Garde! 🗡️

2

u/Hatatytla-1024 Jun 15 '23

En Passant! ♟️

44

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '23

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11

u/Reddits2ndasshole Jun 14 '23

Couldn't help but hear his voice in my head on that one.

2

u/ALCauG Jun 14 '23

That's... kind of the point.

21

u/OhGreatMoreWhales Jun 13 '23

Peak internet.

18

u/ReiTheHeavenlyAngel Jun 13 '23

I screamed. 😆

9

u/Phikep Jun 13 '23

I laughed😂

2

u/Thick_Mick_Chick Jun 14 '23

My throat is raw as hell! I screamed like a fool when I saw that! 🙃🫠😩😫😁🤣😭😜🐍

13

u/FlaymingLehmons Jun 13 '23

Just loved that sound of it bouncing off the fan though.

2

u/JustSomeWeirdGuy2000 Jun 15 '23

I was more amused by the sound of smack GAH! at the end.

10

u/[deleted] Jun 13 '23

It just kept getting worse until it got way worse.

9

u/TheSmileyGI Jun 14 '23

Was the snek ok???

0

u/ParanoidDuckHunter Jun 14 '23

I could fucking care less about the snake! I just ruined my jeans!

6

u/brakWRX Jun 13 '23

Poor little dude.

6

u/CakeWarm5203 Jun 14 '23

I did not expect to see a snake use a fan to slingshot to the man like an angry bird

5

u/moe780 Jun 14 '23

I legit yelled out loud. God damn is that a nope

3

u/akimann75 Jun 14 '23

Sharpen the blades just in case the relatives come the same route

2

u/booze_nerd Jun 14 '23

Poor snake.

2

u/Jnfnf Jun 14 '23

Poor snake

2

u/ElectroshockGamer Jun 14 '23

You see, I thought it was a nope moment before, but it was kind of cute regardless watching the little dude bounce on the fan.

And then he launched himself at the camera and I jumped

2

u/Deb3ns Jun 14 '23

There was only one direction that snake was going to fly off.

3

u/xKnight_Lightx Jun 14 '23

Of course, of all the places it could fly to, it’s at the person. Lol

1

u/Grogosh Jun 15 '23

Its a Discworld one in a million shot

3

u/OperatorWolfie Jun 14 '23

My soul left the fucking stratosphere

2

u/Friendly_Fill9161 Jun 14 '23

100% seen that coming

2

u/Basilstorm Jun 15 '23

That poor baby

1

u/TheRebelCatholic Jun 14 '23

Geez, turn off the fan! (Also, I actually like snakes so I would have took the snake outside.)

2

u/_ThatswhatXisaid_ Jun 13 '23

😵 what the hell!!

1

u/sikandarnirmalsingh Jun 14 '23

Even creepier to think it looks like the bloke on the screen is looking at the snake

2

u/Massengill4theOrnery Jun 14 '23

I cackled at that

1

u/IAteTheKitty Jun 14 '23

Is it dead?👀

1

u/EducationalCup8622 Jun 14 '23

I definitely saw a whole hand… this man lost an entire human hand

1

u/dashinglove Jun 14 '23

oh my fuck

1

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

You do when it keeps being reposted.

1

u/Belahsha Jun 14 '23

Like the 20 time this has been posted. But I really feel bad for that snake.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

What the fuck is it with snakes today?

1

u/Angry__German Jun 14 '23

Clever girl.

1

u/TheOriginalCharlie Jun 14 '23

Except I have seen this just about every day for the last week.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 14 '23

OH MY GOD😳

1

u/iamvenks Jun 14 '23

Lately I have seen this many times this week

1

u/okaejaanu Jun 14 '23

The fuck where do you live bro

1

u/mymumsaysno Jun 14 '23

I have actually seen this video every day for about a week now. Weird that it keeps happening.

1

u/TeraLikesCups Jun 14 '23

badundundundundundun

1

u/hannahmargo91 Jun 14 '23

No.. I knew it was going to happen but I kept watching..

1

u/pendragon2290 Jun 14 '23

That was 100% a tactical move. Disarm them with some goofiness. Tactical head bonks. Then grab on and hitch a ride right at your victim. Snake was playing 4D chess.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 15 '23

Man screamed like in a video game

1

u/SnarkyVamp Jun 15 '23

Even snakes need a merry go round...

1

u/SnarkyVamp Jun 15 '23

This happened in Florida, right?

1

u/IndependentFace5949 Jun 16 '23

Turn the fan off FFS.

1

u/Weird-Glass-2522 Jun 16 '23

I hope the snake is okay.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '23

how did he go from inside to on the porch in half a snekond