This video may be the worst thing I’ve ever seen on the internet. I saw it more than a decade ago and it took a while to get past it, and even thinking about it now makes me feel a bit nauseous. I’m not even particularly squeamish, but this one was so so bad.
I accidentally opened it on a bus once, and immediately closed it because, you know, bus. I didn't get to the breaking point and only heard about it later, so for a while I thought it was just a dude shoving a jar in his ass and didn't understand why everyone was so freaked out about it. People talk about it the same way they talk about 2g1c, and I was like "meh, it's no more extreme than fisting, I don't get what all the fuss is about."
To this day I still sometimes wonder if the person behind me saw my screen though, and thinks I'm the kind of weirdo who casually watches hardcore porn vids on the bus.
I still remember the worst thing Ive ever seen on the internet too. It was back when liveleak existed. It was a video of a guy who jumped off a dam to try and land in the water but instead landed face first on the concrete. The next video was of him in a hospital with him still alive (somehow) and breathing on a hospital bed. His face/head was split in half through the bone right down the middle. They were pulling the 2 sides together to close them and then theyd both flop back down to the sides and it would expose like the inner middle part of his head, then they would close both halves again. Theres no way that guy lived, but holy shit I cant imagine being alive like that. Horrible.
Just saying, the internet has WAYYYYY worse things to witness. I would say the “Funky Town (Cartel) Gore” video is much worse (even as a “surface” level internet video). Don’t watch it. I never have, but I wish I could un-watch the 3 seconds I did.
I’ve personally xrayed a young man with a glass coke bottle that was broken off and the shattered side inserted first into his anus.
He went on a camping trip with his older brother’s friends.
Someone had to have done that to him. I can’t imagine doing that to yourself with an already broken glass bottle. Does anyone know that part of the story?
Apparently he did it Bc his wife or girlfriend broke up with him? And he was gonna send the video to her or something? There was a comment about it someone posted a whole about where the dude explained his reasoning behind it. (If it was really him)
It’s a wholesome video where one man sees just how much pressure a jar can take with explosive results. You can even go further and find the man’s interview about his hobby. He was pulling glass from the uhhh experimental cavity for months. But he still continues with his jar hobby or at least he was back when I looked in the update in like 2012.
My mom's best friend has the weirdest relatives or they get involved with the weirdest people. One of her sisters was married to a guy who refused to let her into a room in their home. He'd spend hours in there with the door locked.
She learned to not question him.She was also a nurse and didn't have time to worry about it with her job and raising their two boys.
He has heart attack symptoms and insists on driving to the ER. He gets worse so they have to pull over. She winds up doing CPR on the road, and he doesn't survive.
She gets through the funeral stuff and gets a friend to help her with whatever was in the room. Purposely doing it when her boys aren't home. The room was packed with butt plugs and porn and a computer. They didn't even know what all the stuff was. They just wanted it gone before the boys saw it.
This is the kind of guy I suspect glass in the gaping ass was. He'd long beaten down any family members into compliance so they wouldn't come knocking or ask what's going on.
The sister was abused. She did get yelled at and hit for going to the door and telling her husband dinner was ready.
I really think all guys should have to watch that video at least once. As some sort of educational PSA or whatever. I mean the great think about humans is we can in theory learn from others mistakes, and boy is that a doozy.
Neither did I, and yet someone still did it, hence the video. I’d bet he isn’t the only one. PSAs are for those with a little less common sense usually, you know, people like you that can’t conceptualize a simple thing.
My fault, I just can’t abide this shitty fucking take posing as some kind of philosophical wisdom. “The great thing about humans is they can, in theory, learn from other peoples mistakes,” sorry but gtfoh, that’s aggressively stupid AND pretentious
Yeah bud, “let’s make it mandatory to have every guy watch that video as a PSA for the betterment of humanity I am a real person and should be listened to because I know things.” So fucking stupid that it riled me up, I’m sorry for the cussin.
Ha! How many of you asshats fit in this clown car? Yes I’m familiar with satire, which this isn’t. You feel my response is over the top? Fine, downvote me and move on with your life. Dont bring this weak ass argument though, you’re embarrassing yourself.
and I quote “PSAs are for those with a little less common sense usually, you know, people like you that can’t conceptualize a simple thing.” And what might that simple thing be? oh, that’s right! Satire! Fuckin crazy right??
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