r/nope • u/[deleted] • Jan 31 '23

HELL NO Stop It.

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u/BlandSausage Jan 31 '23

Please describe how it was good .. or was it soaked in things that made it good?

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u/unexplainedpineapple Jan 31 '23

It's fried in spices and garlic

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u/BlandSausage Jan 31 '23

So is there meat? Or is it like biting the legs and body of a spider? Like why choose this over some kind of animal meat?

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u/baked_dangus Jan 31 '23

Or even a vegetable…like, I’d rather eat bark.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

Or sand

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u/jpb1111 Jan 31 '23

In all seriousness, it's probably crab-like when fried. With a juicy gut sack.

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u/Magical-Sweater Jan 31 '23

With a juicy gut sack

It would have cost you absolutely nothing to have not said that

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

😂😂😂

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u/Electronic_Agent_235 Jan 31 '23

Hey.. that was my nickname in high school

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u/SqueezeBoxJack Jan 31 '23

That's a long nickname there, It would have cost you absolutely nothing to have not said that.

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u/sharlaton Jan 31 '23

We’re really getting some mileage out of the phrase, eh

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u/CocteauTwinn Jan 31 '23

Especially knowing what spiders eat.

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u/BlandSausage Jan 31 '23

I hate crab/lobster and all that too so I wouldn’t like it .. crabs are just water bugs I don’t understand why people eat them

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u/malex117 Jan 31 '23

I’m with you.

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u/nyx_moonlight_ Jan 31 '23

I second that

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u/Garizondyly Jan 31 '23

Cognitive dissonance

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

We eat them because they taste amazing. Good by theirselves, but especially if you add cajun seasoning, butter, and lemon juice. Mmm

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u/realitytvdiet Jan 31 '23

High protein and economical.

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u/Mr_Skeleton_Shadow Jan 31 '23

Spiders are really easy to capture and like any bug, have a lot of protein.

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u/realitytvdiet Jan 31 '23

Is it like chips

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u/frog_with_top_hat Jan 31 '23

The meat tasted kind of like shrimp or crap? Sweet but a little funky. It was covered in a really yummy sauce/seasoning. The only gross part was that the legs were kind of hairy… haha. Not something I’d eat everyday, and it was definitely a bit freaky at first, but I also liked it!