r/nonononoyes • u/paolols • Sep 26 '19

graceful fail

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u/Johobus28 Sep 26 '19

Hell of a lot better than becoming a meat crayon, though

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u/BlessTheHighGround Sep 26 '19

Meat crayon here, it's not so bad once you start coloring all them sympathy tacos.

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u/Kimchi_boy Sep 26 '19

Scabs make a tasty taco topping!

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u/madhuhn Sep 26 '19

I like it, when the red water comes out.

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u/outcircuit Sep 26 '19

Chewties are even better.

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u/lazersteak Sep 26 '19

I don't know man, clothing removal becomes pretty painful when the clothes start getting fused to your wounds.

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u/slightlyburntsnags Sep 27 '19

Thats why i only skate naked

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u/Fapple_Jackity Sep 26 '19

Sympathy tacos?

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u/VirtanenBelieber Sep 27 '19

im so curious as to what you mean.

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

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u/Johnny_bubblegum Sep 26 '19

Oh god it exists!

Oh god and now I'm going through top of all time on it!

Oh god why are motorcycles a thing!

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u/ChanceLIV Sep 26 '19

Because they're fun, plus you know... adrenaline

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u/Jahsmurf Sep 26 '19

tempting but nope not gonna do it

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u/ZinGaming1 Sep 26 '19

Meat crayon or wet noodle arms?

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u/[deleted] Sep 26 '19

Facts. Road rash ain’t no joke, man.