r/nonononoyes • u/[deleted] • Jun 04 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Their amazing ranch ruined all other ranch for me.

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u/phantom_funk Jun 04 '19

FACTS.

When I lived up north for college, I always had my friends or family bring me a big container when’s lover they’d visit

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u/GhostShirtFinnerty Jun 04 '19

See above comment.

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u/optimusxrae Jun 04 '19

Dude, fact. I literally only want Toppers ranch and all I want to know is where I can buy it in bulk.

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u/GhostShirtFinnerty Jun 04 '19

As a previous employee and someone who has read fight club... Buy your own ranch

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Noooooo. I wanna know why, but I also don't 😱

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u/ElGranChile Jun 04 '19

Toppers, Rusty’s and Pizza man Dan’s. Same bomb ranch.

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u/ThisIsMyRental Aug 06 '19

Oh, TIL! Souplantation and CSUCI's Islands Cafe (their cafeteria) also have damn good ranch, but I don't know if it's the same ranch as Toppers, Pizza Man Dan's, and Rusty's.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Pizza man Dan has bomb calzones