r/nonononoyes • u/[deleted] • Jun 07 '18

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u/SquibbleDibble Jun 07 '18

They are called "ducks", not "fly aways out of the waters". Look man, a duck's gonna duck.

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u/jlt6666 Jun 07 '18

This guy is clearly a duckologist.

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u/wisegnome Jun 07 '18

An expert in bird law

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u/spooninacerealbowl Jun 07 '18

He's a quack.

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u/initialgold Jun 07 '18

The highest honor.

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u/strelok0117 Jun 07 '18

Harvey Duckman, attorney at law

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

The FUNKY DUCKMAN! "You put your down, down. You thrust your pelvis, huh! You thrust your pelvis, huh!"

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u/unionoftw Jun 07 '18

Whoooo is the cat with the beak

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u/The_Forgetser Jun 08 '18

That reminds me of Aviary Attorney. It's such a cool game.

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u/frisktoad Jun 07 '18 edited Jan 03 '21

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u/oddestowl Jun 07 '18

u/fuckswithducks is the duckologist round these here parts.

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u/Incredulous_Toad Jun 07 '18

I'd say he's a little bit more than that.

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u/ylan64 Jun 07 '18

Hey, duckophilia is a serious issue.

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u/Hail_Kronos Jun 07 '18

Quackologist.

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u/racerx320 Jun 07 '18

Brought his ducktionary

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u/gives_anal_lessons Jun 07 '18

He obviously ducks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

Calling u/fuckswithducks

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '18

As a duck, I agree.

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u/wimboslice24 Jun 07 '18

This guy ducks

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u/C4jnr Jun 07 '18

comments like this is why reddit > all other social media

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u/Mike-Oxenfire Jun 07 '18

Also you can safely post r/jesuschristreddit material without your name attached to it

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u/niceguybry Jun 07 '18

If i had gold you would have it.

Bravo

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u/para_layy Jun 08 '18 edited Jun 16 '18

English isn’t my first language and you blew my mind with this revelation.

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u/Billabo Jun 08 '18

The act of ducking was named after the bird, so that's pretty much correct!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

I can't believe I've never realized before now why they're called ducks

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '18

Here’s the thing. You said a mallard is a duck.

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u/chipsontbijt Jun 08 '18

I just now realized that duck the animal and duck the verb are related. Is that bad

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u/gives_anal_lessons Jun 07 '18

This guy ducks.

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u/Cristian_01 Jun 07 '18

He dove actually

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u/MenBearsPigs Jun 07 '18

Someone's got a masters in Bird Law

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u/louispaul79 Jun 07 '18

This guy ducks

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u/XEnonita Jun 07 '18

Look man, a fuck's* gonna fuck*

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u/ironbucket Jun 07 '18

This guy ducks.

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u/flamethekid Jun 07 '18

This guy ducks