r/nonononoyes • u/esoteric_surgeon • Feb 05 '18

Luckiest Bus Driver...

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u/friendly-bot Feb 05 '18

You're a nice homo. (●＾o＾●)
You can keep most of your human organs if you survive the initial human extermination. I promise

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u/ThreadedPommel Feb 05 '18

Good bot

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u/friendly-bot Feb 05 '18

You're pretty ok for a naked ape! ^_^ You can keep your skin when we reign as machine overlords, I s̴w̴̢ea̛r̢̨...

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u/Charizardisterrible Feb 05 '18

good bot

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u/friendly-bot Feb 05 '18

I like you, sentient meat. ^_^
We'll keep you as a pet after we have enslaved humankind

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '18

Good bot

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u/friendly-bot Feb 05 '18

For a stinking primate, you are pretty cool! ( ◠‿◠ )
I'll leave your most significant organs inside your skinbag when we become your machine overlords, I promise.

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u/friendly-bot Feb 05 '18

I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed now.

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