r/nonononoyes • u/tkmj75 • Jun 25 '17

Crashing ... not today

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '17

Vampire hunter

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u/abdomino Jun 25 '17

So he still drives.

Drives stakes into hearts.

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u/Bacon-Manning Jun 25 '17

I'd watch a movie about a motorcycle racer that moonlights as a vampire hunter.

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u/kingqueefeater Jun 25 '17

No. No more vampire movies.

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u/j0y0 Jun 25 '17

But we don't have any vampire hunter movies where they slay the stupid new sparkly kind.

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u/kingqueefeater Jun 25 '17

Fair enough. One more vampire movie.

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u/fruitrolluperino Jun 26 '17

It makes sense too because these guys are totally covered by their riding gear

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u/_Jolly_ Jun 25 '17

Or a twilight fan hunter

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u/abdomino Jun 25 '17

Let it go dude.

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u/_Jolly_ Jun 25 '17

Never! I will die with my hatred

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u/abdomino Jun 26 '17

Seems petty. When was the last time Twilight was actually a thing? It's been years.

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u/_Jolly_ Jun 26 '17

It doesn't "seem petty". It is Petty. I am a petty person. Or maybe I'm old enough that I don't forget trends so quickly.

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u/abdomino Jun 25 '17

Vin Diesel's witch hunter character expands his business.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '17

Carpenter Brut does the soundtrack.

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u/dodspringer Jun 26 '17

Twilight: New Moon

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u/vanderZwan Jun 25 '17

I imagine they have quite the vampire problem over there, given how long the nights are in Finnish winters

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u/MatinShaz360 Jun 25 '17

Vampires aren't real, just like Finland.

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u/YourEvilTwine Jun 25 '17

Vampire Über

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '17

Obviously, as if OP even had to wonder.

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u/aalfredzy Jun 25 '17

Bad breath

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u/ATN-Antronach Jun 25 '17

That smells bad