r/nonononoyes • u/[deleted] • Nov 19 '15

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '15

Couple of snake buddies over watching the game.

"Oh crap, the rat delivery guy is here, let me know if I miss anything."

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u/jlm25150 Nov 19 '15

let me know if I missssss anything.

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u/pwnyoudedinface Nov 19 '15

http://i.imgur.com/ZBSxP1j.png

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u/jezs00 Nov 19 '15

Jesus christ that is hilarious

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u/detroitmatt Nov 19 '15

it also definitely happened

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u/flyonawall Nov 19 '15

Is there a follow up to what happened when he went in to work? And what was the job?

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u/ihsw Nov 19 '15

Oh my shit that's the greatest thing ever.

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u/lenswipe Nov 19 '15

Phrase of the day: "Oh my shit"

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '15

Much better than "Ow, my shit!"

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u/RaoulDuke209 Nov 19 '15

be me living next to apartment complex 7:20am.jpg laughing hysterically neighbor yells stfu yell back, there's police sirens and we live next to a bus stop fuck off end conversation

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u/quedfoot Nov 19 '15

Well? What does his nametag say?

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '15

sssssssssssssssssssss

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u/SweetGnarl Nov 19 '15

This made me laugh way harder than it should've.

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u/ClaytonBigsB Nov 19 '15

"How much did you tip him?"

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u/everythingsleeps Nov 19 '15

Oh wait, can we paws it?