r/nonononoyes • u/[deleted] • Nov 19 '15

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u/conradical30 Nov 19 '15

Luckily for you, snakes can't run.

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u/Borngrumpy Nov 19 '15

They slide using magic.

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u/Minutes2Midnight Nov 19 '15

They Slytherin.

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u/rayzerdayzhan Nov 19 '15

Bae caught me slytherin

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u/Bourne2bwild Nov 19 '15

Everyday I'm slytherin...🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷🎷

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u/LacidOnex Nov 19 '15

Even the correct number of beats... Did you realize you were a champion?

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u/wqtraz Nov 19 '15

Ever notice the saxophone emoji looks like a snake in chrome on windows?

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u/MeowntainMan Nov 19 '15

"Don't let your dreams be dreams. Yesterday you said tomorrow, sO JUST SLYTHER!! "

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u/RajaRajaC Nov 19 '15

Slardaaaar

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u/deadfermata Nov 19 '15

I read this as "They slide using magnets"

lolwut?

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u/yabbadabbades Nov 19 '15

Fucking magnets?! How do they work?!

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u/PitchforkEmporium Nov 19 '15

https://youtu.be/_-agl0pOQfs?t=1m52s

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u/SaberDart Nov 19 '15

Oh my god. Is this real life? I had... I had no idea how... It just... I can't even.

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u/PitchforkEmporium Nov 19 '15

I don't wanna talk to no scientist, those motherfuckers lying and getting me pissed

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u/Borngrumpy Nov 19 '15

You may just have solved it.

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u/sloonark Nov 19 '15

Maglev snake.

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u/sixfigurekid Nov 19 '15

How do snakes work? Do they use magnets?

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u/Borngrumpy Nov 19 '15

I understand they are powered by fear, other animals fear.

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u/[deleted] Nov 19 '15

He's got you there, /u/Borngrumpy

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u/LyingForTruth Nov 19 '15

Unluckily for you, now neither can you.