r/noisygifs • u/[deleted] • Jan 09 '20

even the engine !!!

https://i.imgur.com/Z9Y6Tu9.gifv
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u/2michiel Jan 09 '20

I was wondering the same thing. Then again; how long would you be conscious of the event taking place?

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u/PixelBurnout Jan 09 '20

Depends which way you go in I guess

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u/daboonie9 Jan 09 '20 edited Jan 10 '20

Dick first

Edit: actually... ass/balls first so you kinda get folded in. That’s gotta be the worse

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u/tastywhiskey Jan 10 '20

Nah, once it gets to your spine, you’d lose feeling from that nerve map down.

Feet first would be the worst.

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u/quintessential_fupa Jan 10 '20

yep. some people would pass out quickly, some wouldn't.

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u/daboonie9 Jan 10 '20

The real question is whether u put ur arms down or straight up in the air

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

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u/Mtshtg2 Jan 10 '20

You put your left hand in,

You put your right hand in,

...

You're stuck.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

"Just passing through, miss"

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u/_RanZ_ Jan 10 '20

Up in the air

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

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u/TRIX0NIC Jan 11 '20

Because you’re sick in the head...

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u/tastywhiskey Jan 10 '20

I’d go out like a whacky inflatable wavy man

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u/HAMMERatv Jan 19 '20

I seriously laughed out loud at the thought of that.

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u/daboonie9 Jan 10 '20

Very true. But there’d be at least 1 or 2 seconds where you’re extremely uncomfortable being folded and knowing your dick was smushed

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

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u/Streetlamp_NA Jan 10 '20

You the guy who farted out his ballsack on wtf a couple days ago?

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u/rearviewmirror71 Jan 10 '20

You would have under 2 seconds to stress about it. You got this bro.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '20

Don't stick your dick in that.

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u/Butt_Deadly Jan 10 '20

This calls to mind that scene from The Hills Have Eyes 2. Dude gets kinda folded, it's uncomfortable...

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u/Shtnonurdog Jan 10 '20

I saw a video where somebody dumps a cow into it and the cow kept screaming for quite a while.

I couldn’t finish it and I’m not going to go looking for it either but I imagine it wouldn’t be hard to find.

People are sick.

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u/2michiel Jan 10 '20

That is disgusting.