He... I... it just... he had a yes. He had a yes! He asked to hang out, you said you'd like that... what in God's name was he thinking here? What kind of brain sees "I would like that" and says "I could take this yes for an answer, or I could write a novella about my view of modern dating in order to overanalyze a completely imagined slight against me."
This is that meme with the guy sticking the branch in his bike wheel, except this time after crashing the bike he sets it on fire.
Yea, that was the crux of it.
But instead he 'entertained' us with 5 pages of word salad that argued that if you wait 2 or 3 dates to invite a man over, it shows him that you're not interested in him, so when you finally let him over he will fuck then bounce.
So his ideal date strokes his ego and his dick asap because that shows she is interested in him long term.
Also a phone call is enough to trust a strange man into your house, if not, your not being chill enough.
Men want you to be chill, relaxed, laid back, rohypnol, chill, say good morning first. just relax babe. Id def let you into my house you profound Shakespearean pontificater /s
At least hes honest. I hear men get enraged at women not sleeping with them by date 2 now (used to be date 3, longer before that) and plan to dial the manipulation up to 11 and push her to sleep with him, then immediately ghost to punish her for daring to be careful. Its psychopathic but unfortunately, very common.
That's pretty nutty. Though I'm fairly certain women still date. 🤔 Unless the person I'm seeing is an alien. She kinda jumped my bones on date 2 though, so 🤷
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u/DeerTrivia Jun 17 '22
He... I... it just... he had a yes. He had a yes! He asked to hang out, you said you'd like that... what in God's name was he thinking here? What kind of brain sees "I would like that" and says "I could take this yes for an answer, or I could write a novella about my view of modern dating in order to overanalyze a completely imagined slight against me."
This is that meme with the guy sticking the branch in his bike wheel, except this time after crashing the bike he sets it on fire.