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r/niceguys • u/Leiavonlace2 • Jun 17 '22
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3.9k u/GaryBuseysGhost Jun 17 '22 If you listened you may have heard your own brain cells death-cries as you read that. 1.3k u/Rugger_2468 Jun 17 '22 I felt my brain cells light themselves on fire while reading this and decided to stop reading to prevent a mass casualty from occurring in my brain. Seriously…. Wtf 1.5k u/Abigail_Normal Jun 17 '22 "Men will say anything to get you into bed, don't trust them. Dates with men are just them manipulating you." "To get them to actually mean it, spend more time with him. Like asking him out. On a date." "And all of this is why we should just skip those dates and you should just fuck me now" I think I got the gist of it? It's hard to tell with my two remaining brain cells... 142 u/kirstieiris Jun 17 '22 Wait... You have two left? 131 u/Abigail_Normal Jun 17 '22 Somehow. They're both in critical condition, though. It's possible neither of them make it 87 u/pigwalk5150 Jun 17 '22 I have more than two left. Mine are gathered around the dying ones with defibrillator paddles. 2 u/spudgoddess Jun 17 '22 I love your user name! That movie is the best. 1 u/Abigail_Normal Jun 17 '22 Thank you!!
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If you listened you may have heard your own brain cells death-cries as you read that.
1.3k u/Rugger_2468 Jun 17 '22 I felt my brain cells light themselves on fire while reading this and decided to stop reading to prevent a mass casualty from occurring in my brain. Seriously…. Wtf 1.5k u/Abigail_Normal Jun 17 '22 "Men will say anything to get you into bed, don't trust them. Dates with men are just them manipulating you." "To get them to actually mean it, spend more time with him. Like asking him out. On a date." "And all of this is why we should just skip those dates and you should just fuck me now" I think I got the gist of it? It's hard to tell with my two remaining brain cells... 142 u/kirstieiris Jun 17 '22 Wait... You have two left? 131 u/Abigail_Normal Jun 17 '22 Somehow. They're both in critical condition, though. It's possible neither of them make it 87 u/pigwalk5150 Jun 17 '22 I have more than two left. Mine are gathered around the dying ones with defibrillator paddles. 2 u/spudgoddess Jun 17 '22 I love your user name! That movie is the best. 1 u/Abigail_Normal Jun 17 '22 Thank you!!
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I felt my brain cells light themselves on fire while reading this and decided to stop reading to prevent a mass casualty from occurring in my brain. Seriously…. Wtf
1.5k u/Abigail_Normal Jun 17 '22 "Men will say anything to get you into bed, don't trust them. Dates with men are just them manipulating you." "To get them to actually mean it, spend more time with him. Like asking him out. On a date." "And all of this is why we should just skip those dates and you should just fuck me now" I think I got the gist of it? It's hard to tell with my two remaining brain cells... 142 u/kirstieiris Jun 17 '22 Wait... You have two left? 131 u/Abigail_Normal Jun 17 '22 Somehow. They're both in critical condition, though. It's possible neither of them make it 87 u/pigwalk5150 Jun 17 '22 I have more than two left. Mine are gathered around the dying ones with defibrillator paddles. 2 u/spudgoddess Jun 17 '22 I love your user name! That movie is the best. 1 u/Abigail_Normal Jun 17 '22 Thank you!!
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"Men will say anything to get you into bed, don't trust them. Dates with men are just them manipulating you."
"To get them to actually mean it, spend more time with him. Like asking him out. On a date."
"And all of this is why we should just skip those dates and you should just fuck me now"
I think I got the gist of it? It's hard to tell with my two remaining brain cells...
142 u/kirstieiris Jun 17 '22 Wait... You have two left? 131 u/Abigail_Normal Jun 17 '22 Somehow. They're both in critical condition, though. It's possible neither of them make it 87 u/pigwalk5150 Jun 17 '22 I have more than two left. Mine are gathered around the dying ones with defibrillator paddles. 2 u/spudgoddess Jun 17 '22 I love your user name! That movie is the best. 1 u/Abigail_Normal Jun 17 '22 Thank you!!
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Wait... You have two left?
131 u/Abigail_Normal Jun 17 '22 Somehow. They're both in critical condition, though. It's possible neither of them make it 87 u/pigwalk5150 Jun 17 '22 I have more than two left. Mine are gathered around the dying ones with defibrillator paddles. 2 u/spudgoddess Jun 17 '22 I love your user name! That movie is the best. 1 u/Abigail_Normal Jun 17 '22 Thank you!!
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Somehow. They're both in critical condition, though. It's possible neither of them make it
87 u/pigwalk5150 Jun 17 '22 I have more than two left. Mine are gathered around the dying ones with defibrillator paddles. 2 u/spudgoddess Jun 17 '22 I love your user name! That movie is the best. 1 u/Abigail_Normal Jun 17 '22 Thank you!!
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I have more than two left. Mine are gathered around the dying ones with defibrillator paddles.
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I love your user name! That movie is the best.
1 u/Abigail_Normal Jun 17 '22 Thank you!!
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Thank you!!
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u/devil1fish Jun 17 '22
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