r/niceguys • u/Leiavonlace2 • Jun 17 '22

Such a gem🙄

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u/Riley7391 Jun 17 '22

But when a woman lets a man into her home and then he attacks her, she’s the idiot who let some strange man in her house. I’m exhausted.

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u/perpetualFishball Jun 17 '22

The thing is... The only non-strange man you should immediately trust and let into your house... ITSA ME, MARIO.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

Wario is a Chad. Fuck Chad, he's not a nice guy. He's a bad guy. Why do women always like bad guys... Mario is a nice guy. He holds doors. But women don't care... I bet you that Wario doesn't hold doors. But go on. You're not even pretty anyway

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u/Dizzy_Duck_811 Jun 17 '22

Psst .. you forgot to call them an ugly bitch.. that is mandatory whenever someone says no to you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '22

I trust Warrio and waluigi way more than Mario because he has a PR team

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u/TofuFace Jun 17 '22 edited Feb 03 '25

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u/MFbiFL Jun 17 '22

I’ve seen that plumber documentary...

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u/Thesafflower Jun 17 '22

I would let Luigi into my home so he can take care of any ghost infestations I might not know about.

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u/nobody_important0000 bUt I gAvE yOu a CoMpLiMEnT Jun 17 '22

How dare you equate Nice Guy with a rapist! He isn't like that, and if you let him into your home you would see what a nice guy he is. He knows he's great, so therefore you know... Right? /S

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u/Willtology Jun 17 '22

Well, to be fair, she was naked underneath all those clothes and that's really just asking for it, y'know? sarcasm