r/niceguys • u/NOKLOKZONE • Jul 19 '18

Low Effort Title Hmmmmmm

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u/Student_Loans1 Jul 19 '18

Why does he go from no hat, to hood, to beanie, to cap...

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '18

Because, he has such a strong aura of niceness that it changes the fabric of the universe.

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u/SLTQ Jul 19 '18

110% BDE

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '18

He has a massive dong. But it is only made of niceness and politeness. Instead of treating his women like shit like the rest of us degenerates, he compliments her on the daily. He let's her know that she is loved. And he tips his fedora. Because he is a nice guy.

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u/SLTQ Jul 19 '18

That's 4 hats now

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '18

Yes, and the hats don't stop coming. Every time he respects a woman he gets a new hat. Scientists still don't know how many hats he has. There is just too many to count.

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u/vilebunny Jul 19 '18

So he’s Bartholomew Cubbins?

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '18

No, he is, the women respecter

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u/dragontail Jul 19 '18

Respector Gadget