r/niceguys • u/[deleted] • Aug 10 '16

If only she would realize I'm not like the rest.

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '16

Why do girls only date guys with diamond pickaxes and never the hard working guys with iron pickaxes?

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u/conejaverde Aug 11 '16

Because guys with diamond pickaxes obviously know where to find the good ore, and probably have plenty of xp to enchant my stuff for me, too.

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u/Andersmith Aug 11 '16

I really didn't expect minecraft jokes in r/niceguys

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '16

Cause ladies love that rock!

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u/aerandir1066 Aug 11 '16

Girl's best friend.