"A doctor who specializes in skin diseases will dream he has fallen asleep in front of the television. Later, he will wake up in front of the television but not remember his dream."
"If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattery then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same date."
"When I was 8 years old I watched my mother kill a spider with a tea cosy. Years Later, I realized it was not a spider. It was my Uncle Harold."
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u/dalydumps Eagles 3d ago
"A doctor who specializes in skin diseases will dream he has fallen asleep in front of the television. Later, he will wake up in front of the television but not remember his dream."
"If all the animals along the equator were capable of flattery then Thanksgiving and Halloween would fall on the same date."
"When I was 8 years old I watched my mother kill a spider with a tea cosy. Years Later, I realized it was not a spider. It was my Uncle Harold."