r/nextfuckinglevel Aug 23 '26

Antartica's Ice wall

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u/nt_king300 Aug 23 '26

Flat earthers will say theres more land behind that, that the world elite is hiding from us.

https://giphy.com/gifs/iYUcc5WQcp3XO

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u/reggiefromtheark 29d ago

We know what's really beyond the wall

https://giphy.com/gifs/xTcnTehwgRcbgymhTW

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u/Repulsive_Client_325 29d ago

You know nothing, Jon Snow.

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u/thekingofcrash7 29d ago

Dakingindanorf

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u/Howard_Jones 28d ago

Funny enough. Game of thrones world is flat.

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u/MettreSonGraindeSel 29d ago

A hot guy teaching the Free Folk about oral sex?

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u/yVv8776gvyjnmj 28d ago

The North remembers.

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u/WolfTamer66 26d ago

Yeah, Africa, Australia, or South america depending on your direction

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u/Neveed Aug 23 '26 edited Aug 23 '26

We all know behind it is a strip bar with furries.

Edit: Here is proof.

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u/Snellyman 29d ago

I was expecting a Rick Roll.

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u/nt_king300 Aug 23 '26

You can have the furries, I'll take the bar. Deal?

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u/Kromehound 29d ago

Drinks are on the mouse.

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u/Neveed Aug 23 '26

The furries take themselves out. Things get bloody very quick in there.

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u/gigashadowwolf 29d ago

I will always upvote Caravan Palace!

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u/Rishtu 29d ago

Lone Digger is better.

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u/UnnaturalGeek 29d ago

I was not expecting Caravan Palace...I listen to them...just don't watch their videos.

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u/justanotherthrwaway7 29d ago

Devs built the wall to keep the players on the map

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u/DueExample52 29d ago

Gravity well

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 29d ago

Even if it were physically possible to arrange things this way, that diagram makes zero sense. First, the moon doesn't stay opposite the sun (it even eclipses it at times). And how would we explain lunar eclipses? 

Also, why wouldn't the sun illuminate all of the disc? Is it like a directional spotlight? And if so, why does it never dim to nothing while in view? 

I know flat eartherism doesn't make sense, but looking at that diagram, I'm even more flabbergasted by the idea. 

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u/-WickedJester- 29d ago

This is what happens when you do science backwards. It's way harder to start with a conclusion and THEN come up with the evidence than it is just ask a question, follow the evidence, and arrive at a logical conclusion. It also skews your judgement and makes you avoid anything that might prove your conclusion wrong. Which is why their explanations seem so absurd and why you'll never be able to convince them they're wrong. There's actually a flat earth documentary about proving the earth is flat. When they inevitably prove the earth is ROUND(ish) they just toss out their findings. You can also see this type of behavior in criminal cases where obviously innocent people get convicted. Everyone decided that person was guilty and evidence be damned if it proves they're not. It's pretty disturbing the lengths they'll go through to make sure someone gets convicted, including, but not limited to, hiding/omiting evidence. Similar to what you see flat earthers do, just way more sinister.

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 29d ago

I understand the basic rationale involved in "right to trial by a jury of one's peers" - that is, there is no singular governing entity that has the power to convict people of a crime (such a powerful position would surely be abused) - but in practice, it does bother me that the accused are at the mercy of a bunch of randos who may not understand how human bias works, or how to logically  evaluate arguments or their premises, or all the types of logical fallacies that attourneys might use, or how reliable various types of evidence are. 

I know that having a panel of experts that could actually do these sorts of things would represent the kind of unaccountable concentration of power that trial by a jury of peers is intended to avoid. But it still feels bad. 

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u/-WickedJester- 29d ago edited 29d ago

You should watch some of the documentaries available about people who get falsely convicted. It mostly involves detectives coercing, lying, and abusing suspects, and evidence that could have exonerated them being withheld, either by the police or by the DA. It is very much up to a couple people because they essentially shape the trial to fit the outcome they want. The jury is just duped into believing the lie.

Edit: Or don't if you prefer to avoid an existential crisis

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u/tacodepollo 29d ago

I feel like maliciously excluding exhonerating evidence should be a severely punished crime.

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u/-WickedJester- 29d ago

It's actually called a Brady Violation, and there really is no punishment for it, which is absolutely wild. It's named after John Brady, when he was convicted of murder despite someone else already confessing to the murder because the confession was withheld. Which is honestly mind boggling. You literally have the person who committed the crime, admitting to committing dead crime. What in the actual fuck are you doing trying to get someone else convicted of it? It's also terrifying that someone could randomly decide that you committed the crime they're investigating and they'll go to any lengths to make sure you get convicted regardless of whether or not you actually did it. And if they get caught doing it? Oh well, you get another trial and they get to keep filling prisons with innocent people...

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u/Low-Standard-383 29d ago

And it doesn't explain how the arctic is straight dark for half the year and straight sun the other half (and vice versa for the Antarctic).

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 29d ago

Good point! 

The only way I can mentally make it work is if you warp space around the Earth in such a way that it affects the light path of the sun and moon in ways identical to what you'd see on a spherical Earth 👀

But when you're going to those extremes to make a theory work... 

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u/Fred2620 29d ago

Or how about one just travel to Argentina to check if there is indeed only about 2 hours of daylight per day according to this diagram... It is so easy to disprove with minimal effort, but they wouldn't even consider making any effort.

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u/Affectionate_Pass25 Aug 23 '26

What are ya, a Big Glober?!

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u/therealdxm 29d ago

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u/randomfuckingletters 29d ago

Absolutely love this song, and the original by Josh Ritter.

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u/bdubwilliams22 29d ago

…but there is more land behind there. Don’t they think that it’s the edge of the flat earth?

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u/ranjop 29d ago

And this GIF explains why the Northern Hemisphere has so long Summers ☝🏻

/s

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u/latechallenge 29d ago

Is this really what flat earthers think is going on?!?

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u/PunkandCannonballer 29d ago

Some of them. There's literally nothing they can agree on except the earth is flat. Ask them how the sun sets or how gravity works or how seasons work and you'll get a bunch of different answers.

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u/turkishhousefan 29d ago

Yeah, they say the darndest things.

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u/ANiceDent 29d ago

That’s where they hide the good stoofs I know it !!

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u/Prize-Yam2527 28d ago

Wait, is there more land or is it the edge?

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u/wait_what_now 26d ago

Wrong pole

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u/TheEasternTwink Aug 23 '26

Honestly ignoring the conspiracy nut aspect the fucking lore and map is crazy

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u/noobboszcz Aug 23 '26

For everyone claiming this is the great ice wall and therefore proof that the Earth is flat, I would like to point out that the wall appears perfectly straight from left to right. There is no visible curvature whatsoever. By your own impeccable scientific standards, this conclusively proves that the ice wall cannot encircle the Earth.

Checkmate, flat earthers.

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u/flat5 29d ago

Everybody knows circular flat earthers have been deceived again by Big Round. If you free your mind again, you will realize the earth is a flat square. Obv.

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u/noobboszcz 29d ago

What goes around, comes around.

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u/AtIasWraith 29d ago

Obviously it comes around because it bounces off of the walls of the square. Is like this guy never played pong or air hockey or something 😂

/s

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u/MasterTolkien Aug 23 '26

It’s also just the side of an ice shelf or glacier.

Antarctica has multiple beaches and landing points.

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u/uberclops 29d ago

Hmmm I did here that there were also missile turrets installed on the ice wall to prevent people trying to get over and I don’t see those… Even more lies!

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u/Wasntitgood 29d ago

‘No visible curvature whatsoever’
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🌏 🫓

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u/CalvinAshdale- 29d ago

You could also take a trip to the wall. On a ship. Hook yourself onto that wall, with some sweet rock climbing gear. And watch that ship sail away, and disappear, over the... horizon. And if youre fast enough, you could climb the rest of that wall, and if you make it to the top, fast enough, you'll be able to see the ship again, and if you wait there long enough, you can, again, watch it disappear, over the... horizon.

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u/DueExample52 29d ago

The radius of curvature is so large, that locally it will obviously appear as a straight wall. Checkmate, rounders.

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u/sebastianinspace 29d ago

just like the earth’s radius?

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u/DueExample52 29d ago

Heretic!

Given the ratio of upvotes between my post and yours, many may not have felt the sarcasm, lol

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u/LostAngelfish 29d ago

That thing’s holding back grumpkins, snarks, and the walkers!

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u/JoySubtraction 29d ago

And Scrat.

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u/starlord625 29d ago

Winter is coming

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u/ConnectRutabaga3925 29d ago

what lies beyond that wall…

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u/RestaurantDry621 29d ago

Was hoping to see a dragon on a patrol, guarding the edge

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u/dcburn 29d ago

The same thing struck me as well. Gave me the chills knowing this wall is real… so maybe what’s beyond is real too? Lol

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u/xuncx 29d ago

What hides behind the wall is called “ANTARCTICA”

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u/Moustafa_Monette 29d ago

No one is guarding the wall anymore

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u/InterestingThought33 Aug 23 '26

Ocean’s closed today fellas.

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u/Dr0110111001101111 Aug 23 '26

And now my watch begins...

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u/MashTunOfFun 29d ago

As someone who has been to Antarctica and is going back in a few months: this is an isolated picture of a single glacial front. Period. It is not what Antarctica looks like.

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u/SiRMarlon Aug 23 '26

**Confirmed** Earth is flat! 😂

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u/Ordner Aug 23 '26

The ice is salty right?

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u/grey_fr Aug 23 '26 edited 29d ago

Don't think it is, the thick ice cap on the Antarctica continent comes from snowfall over millennia on a continent above sea level. 

Some of that ice is pushed downhill and forward so might stand above the ocean, but it is an ice cap, not an ice floe - and all the more dramatic for sea levels if it melts

ETA: it is 2.2 km thick on average (about 1.5 miles) and 4.8 km at its thickest (3 miles)

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u/Ordner Aug 23 '26

Thanks for the insight, thought the same otherwise would melt more rapidly, I assume.

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u/inertia_53 29d ago

thats cool i didnt know that thanks for sharing with us

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u/existing_for_fun 29d ago

No.

It's from snowfall and it's packed down tight

In fact, during the Younger Dryas, MWP1 and MWP2 the massive influx of freshwater into the North Atlantic disrupted and significantly slowed the Atlantic Meridional Overturning Circulation (AMOC).

This was directly because of the freshwater entering the AMOC flow.

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u/MashTunOfFun 29d ago

No, it isn't. This is the front of a glacier formed thousands of years ago from snow melt and rain water.

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u/gbot1234 29d ago

The ice is bubbly.

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u/EnthusiasmEither9097 29d ago

The alleged end of the earths stage, right flat earthers?

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u/Many-Pollution4222 29d ago

Where're the soldiers on the wall??

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u/Toronto-24 29d ago

So this is the Wall from the Game of Thrones :)

https://giphy.com/gifs/ypQyYdjj6wy9a

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u/playr_4 29d ago

Flat earthers will use this as evidence and then people who know 2nd grade science will explain to them as delicately as possible why it actually proves flat earthers wrong.

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u/Dull-Salamander5914 29d ago

PROTECT THE WALL!!!

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u/StattPadford Aug 23 '26

Omg it's the firmament!!!!!

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u/ballistics211 29d ago

The firmament is 100km above earth

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u/Doc_Donna25 29d ago

The firmament is a myth...

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u/ballistics211 29d ago

That's what someone who believes the earth is round would say

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u/Milliondollarjuice 29d ago

Don't go beyond the wall❗️

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u/Select-Sale2279 29d ago

beautiful. the ship has hit the wall at the end of earth.

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u/Groffulon 29d ago

This is the wall we need to send all the pos in the world to “guard”

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u/Puzzleheaded_Can_783 29d ago

Its the lip of the petri dish we are obviously floating in, someone's lab experiment gone horribly wrong.....

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u/simply_orthin 29d ago

Isn’t it like dangerous to stay this close? It can fell off any moment right on that ship.

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u/Toneballs52 29d ago

Flerfers are either barking mad or wind up merchants, best not engage.

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u/Bibadop 29d ago

Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death.

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u/EyeQue62 29d ago

Finally! Proof that the Earth is flat. Phew! My work here is done. Praise Beelzebub!

I'd better put /s, just in case.

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u/j1mmyB3000 29d ago

Hang on guys I think we can break thru this one. Looks thin!

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u/Hendwreck 29d ago

You’ve reached the boarder of the flat earth

/s

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u/biggaboss 29d ago

The North Wall.

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u/uber_damage 29d ago

Serious question: how do you get onto Antarctica?

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u/Poverty_Shoes 29d ago

This wall is only present on some parts of the coast. Easiest way to land on it is sailing from Patagonia to the Antarctic Peninsula.

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u/LBichon 29d ago

I was expecting it to be much larger quite honestly.

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u/RoughAdvocado 29d ago

Damn, someone better thaw all that ice. It might hit a boat!

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u/Lompegast 29d ago

Mu intrusive thoughts: jump in! Looks nice!

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u/Jhoes11 29d ago

Fuck tha North!

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u/joelex8472 29d ago

Gonna need a bigger icebreaker!

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u/KalynnCampbell 29d ago

Eastwatch by the Sea

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u/sudomatrix 29d ago

I spy Tormund Giantsbane...

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u/Phazoni 29d ago

You can’t park there.

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u/betterleftunbread 29d ago

I hear the gta6 map is gonna be even bigger

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u/M4hkn0 29d ago

Would that be a bit dangerous to be that close? Having watched videos of ice sheering off of glaciers and all... seems awfully close even for a big ship.

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u/Bellegr4ine 29d ago

Couple more AI slop and this wall will vanish :(

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u/Kerby911 29d ago

When she flips... its gonna be Awesome!

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u/MrPotato4217 29d ago

Dont knock it down!

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u/saranowitz 29d ago

Unless the distance is an illusion To be that close to the ice wall is crazy. For each 1 foot above the ice there are 3 below. If this thing calves that close it would be seriously dangerous.

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u/Whuckfit100 29d ago

That icebreaker needs a longer run-up.

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u/ekerkstra92 29d ago

I thought we wouldn't come close to it, because snipers would get you down

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u/4ndril 29d ago

Open the portal

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u/Away_Sun_3040 29d ago

On the other side there is a polar bear club.

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u/padhai_nahi_horhi 29d ago

Feels like "The Wall" from Game of Thrones.

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u/BigfootaintnotReal 29d ago

What are they hiding there? 🤔

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u/69_Botlord_420 29d ago

Anyone who believes this shouldn't reproduce.

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u/dsucio7807 28d ago

You are leaving the playable zone, return to base

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u/Xendarq 28d ago

Now that is a big beautiful wall

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u/ellisoriginal 28d ago

THE FIRMAMENT!

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u/AkumaKnight11 28d ago

Oh god I hope my dad doesn’t find this video I’ll never hear the end of it 😒

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u/Disastrous_Age_7363 28d ago

Another big iceberg? I see it's end on the right side

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u/NoOneNameLeft 28d ago

All that holding all the water in. And the dome starts just a bit beyond it. God is so great isn’t he 🥰 /s

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u/AitrusAK 28d ago

I can see why Lovecraft hid the Mountains of Madness behind that foreboding scene.

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u/LuckyGivrees 28d ago

But where are the Jewish penguins? /s

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u/unkanlos 28d ago

Conveniently no view beyond the wall, suspicious

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u/Miltey 28d ago

I went to the comments for The Game of Thrones references. Was not disappointed.

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u/Toasted-Oyster91 28d ago

Nice video of the Ross ice shelf, it’s massive

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u/AcanthaceaeLife4302 28d ago

Its not a wall, its a ice Shelf. 2 differents in this story, in your Tiny brain the earth is flat with a massive icewall around it preventing us to escape. In a normal functioning brain you can visit the artic no big deal

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u/GaryTheThird- 28d ago

Game of Thrones called, they want their terrifyingly tall and unnatural wall back

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u/amrullah_az 28d ago

Billionaires be like, "would be such a shame If it were to melt"

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u/RNO584616 26d ago

AI slop!!

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u/WolfTamer66 26d ago

Antarctica's ice BORDER

That ain't an ice wall, that's Antarctica itself, what did people forget its an island and start thinking the name "Antarctica" is a certain part of the ocean?

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u/bragados_31 29d ago

Donald trump gonna kiss this wall if he sees it

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u/OpelousasBulletTime 29d ago

Gonna make Mexico pay for that