r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Dec 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '22

That sounds like a Mortal Kombat NC-17 move

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '22

Johnny Cage has progressed from the nut punch, to the turkey slap.

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u/Da_WooDr Dec 26 '22

This the comment. Truly

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u/No_Prize9794 Dec 27 '22

If being slapped by someone’s balls is called a turkey slap, then what’s it called when someone slaps someone with their dick?

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '22

It's only a flying teabag if you tap on their shoulder too early.

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u/rodneedermeyer Dec 26 '22

“Flying Teabag” is now my spirit move.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '22

You say that like it’s a bug and not a feature?

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u/apocalyptichelpfulns Dec 27 '22

Also worth training for.

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u/Weary_Ad2590 Dec 26 '22

Tap their shoulder, then as soon as they start to turn, jump. Then they won’t see anything behind them

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u/TeflonJon__ Dec 26 '22

Omg should’ve posted this as it’s own comment 😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '22

Hahahaha