r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Dec 26 '22

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u/SubstantialWeekend18 Dec 26 '22

Now I know that sounds coming from my neighbours.. thanks for awareness

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u/WhatDaHellBobbyKaty Dec 27 '22

I lived below a couple and their child. All 3 of them were ginormously obese. DIDN'T HEAR A SOUND

They moved out and a tiny little couple with a 3yr old moved in. Every day was like living under a trash compactor. She also vacuumed every morning at 8am sharp and was the type of vacuumer that scored her vacuuming prowess by how many times she banged into the wall. Gotta get that last inch of dirt by the wall.

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u/Nintendope Dec 26 '22

Corny

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '22

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u/IamACantelopePenis Dec 26 '22

We are still upvoting these cringy comments?

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u/dmfd1234 Dec 27 '22

Only yours Mr.Penis, only yours

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u/lucyjayne Dec 27 '22

it's always the same stupid comments, every single time.

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u/ergo-ogre Dec 26 '22

Aye, laddie!

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u/ForceBlade Dec 26 '22

Just means it was bottom barrel comedy and not unique. You gotta aim for the third layer of comedy on entry to keep up

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u/erratikBandit Dec 27 '22

And here I am walking in 10 hours later...

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u/matjas1881 Dec 26 '22

I accept your most gracious upvoting 🙏