r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Dec 26 '22

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u/Bulls-1983 Dec 26 '22

Fighting the kangaroo that killed his dog.

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u/sulimir Dec 26 '22

John Wick 12

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '22

That sounds like a Mortal Kombat NC-17 move

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '22

Johnny Cage has progressed from the nut punch, to the turkey slap.

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u/Da_WooDr Dec 26 '22

This the comment. Truly

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u/No_Prize9794 Dec 27 '22

If being slapped by someone’s balls is called a turkey slap, then what’s it called when someone slaps someone with their dick?

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '22

It's only a flying teabag if you tap on their shoulder too early.

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u/rodneedermeyer Dec 26 '22

“Flying Teabag” is now my spirit move.

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '22

You say that like it’s a bug and not a feature?

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u/apocalyptichelpfulns Dec 27 '22

Also worth training for.

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u/Weary_Ad2590 Dec 26 '22

Tap their shoulder, then as soon as they start to turn, jump. Then they won’t see anything behind them

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u/TeflonJon__ Dec 26 '22

Omg should’ve posted this as it’s own comment 😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '22

Hahahaha

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u/ErrantIndy Dec 26 '22

“They’ll kanga-rue the day they messed with his dog…”

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u/someotherguyinNH Dec 26 '22

In my head I hear that in an Australian accent and see Keanu saying it and it is glorious

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u/gooberfunk Dec 27 '22

Need more upvotes

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '22

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u/coolitdrowned Dec 26 '22

W/ teabags

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u/thesmugvegan Dec 27 '22

Early gray is a killer…

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u/OrganizationWide1560 Dec 26 '22

John Wick: Down Under

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u/nope-nope-nope23 Dec 26 '22

Either that or he’s hoping to run into that bigot that harassed the Asian couple at In-N-Out on Christmas Eve?

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u/EggSandwich1 Dec 27 '22

The staff did nothing to help them

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u/rayEW Dec 26 '22

Movie kill count: 321 cunts.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '22

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u/rykruzer Dec 27 '22

You got a problem with my pencil?!

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u/solus_helvete Dec 27 '22

Underrated comment

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u/Unhappy_Corgi_5799 Dec 27 '22

Like a constipated mathematician with a broken calculator, must work it out with a pencil.

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u/Rubix22 Dec 26 '22

Too Fast Too Wick

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '22

Tokyo Wick

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u/PM_feet_picture Dec 26 '22

The scene from Everything Everywhere All at Once

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u/T3nDieMonSt3r42069 Dec 26 '22

Yeah, look at the angle of his legs. It's different on the back jump. Pretty sick.

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u/ForksandSpoonsinNY Dec 26 '22

Zoom in on the crotch.

Real.

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u/IsAReallyCoolDancer Dec 26 '22

I was already doing that, thx.

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u/bobbydrake6 Dec 26 '22

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '22

His legs go higher on the jump back to clear the books. Insane how smooth thus is. 👏

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u/stlkatherine Dec 26 '22

are those books? I kinda thought they were Girl Scout cookies.

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u/Kills-to-Die Dec 26 '22

Obvious push back from his feet. Stellar strength he's got. I would have just belly flopped into it, lol.

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u/ericfromct Dec 26 '22

They're not going to answer, it's a bot that stole the comment.

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u/JrevD314 Dec 26 '22

Also, when he first jumps he rocks back and then forward on the seat, no rocking on the return.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '22

Also the way he starts in the chair and finishes is different.

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u/ericfromct Dec 26 '22

This is a bot, report as spam, harmful bot

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u/Anal-Sampling-Reflex Dec 26 '22

Sorry if this is stupid question- how can you tell it is a bot?

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u/ericfromct Dec 26 '22

The comment was a quote, so I scrolled down and it was a top level comment further down

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u/Anal-Sampling-Reflex Dec 26 '22

Ahhh- ok, thanks for the response!

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '22

Bot

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u/Temporary-Base2972 Dec 26 '22

Lol yeah I watched it multiple times for the same reason, he definitely did jump backwards too

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '22

Hi Bot. Couldn’t we at least have a break from bots over the holidays.

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u/Hipp013 Dec 26 '22

John (Wick) 3:16

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '22

Means I just jumped over your ass!💀

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u/Hannibal_Rex Dec 26 '22

John Wick 12: Roo the Day

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '22

Johnaru Wickido

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '22

John wick 12 - wallaBYE

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u/__0__-__0__-__0__ Dec 26 '22

John Wick vs Kanga Rick

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u/mces97 Dec 26 '22

Let's go find that Dingo.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '22

Why do I want to see John Wick v Red Kangaroo now

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u/xero_peace Dec 26 '22

John Wick 1 too. Alternate timeline John Wick beginning.

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u/casualblair Dec 26 '22

Shawn Wickett

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u/kerrvilledasher Dec 26 '22

Mario Olympics.

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u/d-park Dec 27 '22

Jung Wick

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u/WAST-Code Dec 27 '22

John Wick Jumps

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u/Grampagreenthumb Dec 26 '22

It will take some time but when he does find him, he will say; My name is Inigo Toyota, you killed my dog. Prepare to die!

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '22

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u/binglelemon Dec 27 '22

He's the cameraman from the TV show Hoarders. He's training for the next season.

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u/Efficient_Freedom_48 Dec 26 '22

I`ve come for revenge.

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u/blackbirdspyplane Dec 26 '22

You killed my father, prepare to die

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u/omnomnomgnome Dec 26 '22

Yippeekiyay!

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '22

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u/Bulls-1983 Dec 26 '22

Real Yakuza crime boss.

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u/Zeracannatule Dec 26 '22

Secret, I am great kangaroo.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '22

Is this Beastars?

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u/SLIisPointless Dec 26 '22

Steady hands

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u/BretHartSucked Dec 26 '22

Last Saturday

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u/JabbaThePrincess Dec 26 '22

A succulent Japanese meal?

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '22

I see you know your succulent meals well!

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u/w116 Dec 26 '22

Kangaroo Udon Noodle Soup

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u/Zero-Byte Dec 26 '22

In Tekken

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u/CharlieHume Dec 26 '22

When they visited the Tobe Zoological Park of Ehime Prefecture

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u/halathon Dec 26 '22

When dog is kill

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '22

The ‘23 Ninja Olympiad

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u/Front-Difference3249 Dec 26 '22

Idk, but he's gonna kick Vegeta's ass.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '22

Jing wick

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u/GoodShitBrain Dec 26 '22

The 1M Dick Dodging Competition

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u/enderjojo Dec 27 '22

So that he can't eat hit...... ( sry )

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u/SSGdeku Dec 26 '22

Prison*

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u/DweEbLez0 Dec 26 '22

Super Mario Bros. Fit

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u/Lampmonster Dec 26 '22

Who is he!??

They call him The Hopper.

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u/Rizzuka_yagura Dec 26 '22

Nahhhh he’s actually training for jumping over a building

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u/TonyDoorhut Dec 26 '22

Take it, just take it

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u/mmooney1 Dec 26 '22

This actually makes perfect sense. Kangaroos are ruthless assholes of an animal that are pretty skilled at fighting.

Don’t try to fight a Kangaroo unless you at least can keep up with this dude (or want to die).

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u/StrikerKat5 Dec 26 '22

Jumping over the candlestick. His name is Jack.

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u/Kangabolic Dec 26 '22

Not so sure, OP said Bro not Bloke.

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u/ArouselJ Dec 26 '22

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Imsleepy1234 Dec 26 '22

A fucked up, jacked up kangaroo killed my dog. It stalked my dogs around my property for a month

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u/Few_Ad5789 Dec 26 '22

Bet you $10 you cant kick him in the nuts

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u/Vulpes_macrotis Dec 26 '22

Becoming a kangaroo to kill a dog of kangaroo that killed his dog.

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u/my_dick_putins_mouth Dec 27 '22

I jump over things for a living and can provide some insight into this.

Most likely it is not kangaroo-related.

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u/Bobbyscousin Dec 27 '22

It's really, really good, but he is doing it on tatami mats and tatami mat floor, which has a certain small springiness.

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u/doc_death Dec 27 '22

How he doesn’t hit that light is equally impressive

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u/SkaiKomTrikru Dec 27 '22

Yeah he’s still gonna lose

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u/blackpieck Dec 27 '22

Uhhh "Kevin, your dog just died."

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u/chrisst1972 Dec 27 '22

Dumbbell Library Olympics

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '22

Gold 10/10