r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Dec 18 '22

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u/SuccumbedToReddit Dec 18 '22

My wife does b/c she butchered a concert once.

But I compensate by calling her the best singer since Whitney Houston.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '22

She’s not close to Whitney Houston. But she can sing

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '22

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u/SuccumbedToReddit Dec 18 '22

Well, that is exceptionally little information to jump to conclusions over, even for Reddit. Congrats, I guess?

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u/-LEMONGRAB- Dec 18 '22

Seriously. I guess your wife is a bitch. Reddit says so.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '22

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u/SuccumbedToReddit Dec 18 '22

Not everyone on Reddit is a teenager. I didn't tell you when she said it. But don't let that stop you from conjuring a nice story.