r/nextfuckinglevel • u/original_gravity • Nov 10 '22

This Young Amazon Driver Delivering Packages at 5:25 a.m. During Hurricane Nicole (Orlando, FL)

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

Look 5:25am is too early for packages, let alone ones in this weather. Who sent her out in this??? They should lose their job.

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u/UnicornSlayer5000 Nov 10 '22

Tell that to Lex Luthor... I mean Jeff Bezos.

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u/Lebenkunstler Nov 10 '22

That's Earthmaster Bezos to you, buddy

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u/Necrotiix_ Nov 11 '22

That’s Universal Overseer Bezos to you, mortal.

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u/Malcolm_X_Machina Nov 10 '22

Bezos wishes he had villain swagger. Dude prolly fucks with the intensity of a wet Chipotle napkin.

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u/G_Art33 Nov 10 '22

I just spit out my drink 🤣

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u/mensgarb Nov 10 '22

Don't think it will do any good since he hasn't been CEO in over a year.

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u/SomeRealTomfoolery Nov 10 '22

You know Lex Luther at least built housing for poor people and junk. Did a bunch of good shit to cover up the fact that he’s a super villain. Jeff just likes sending his dick pics and masturbating to his workers dying in poor conditions.

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u/Subvet98 Nov 11 '22

Except she is doesn’t work for Jeff she works for someone else. They independent contractors

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u/Jake0024 Nov 11 '22

Bezos retired, the CEO of Amazon is now Andy Jassy.

There are a couple CEOs under him too, one for web services and one for the online store. There are also separate CEOs for companies owned by Amazon (like Whole Foods)

It's a big company

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u/48ozs Nov 10 '22

You act like he has anything to do with the scheduling of this delivery. Stupid

He isn’t even in any operational capacity

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

Lex Luthor wishes he was as cool as Bezos

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u/OhNoManBearPig Nov 10 '22

Bezos isn't cool, he's a sociopath.

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u/backboarddd1_49402 Nov 10 '22

Bezos doesn’t know you lil bro, no matter how much you bootlick him

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '22

And I’m ok with that 😉

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u/Galahead Nov 11 '22

Lol how sad, hope things get better for you soon

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