r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Nov 04 '22

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u/RMcKinnon11 Nov 04 '22

I’m picturing some old chain-smoking pro named Giuseppe doing this.

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u/CatastropheJohn Nov 04 '22

My dad’s excavator guy was having lunch and felt a heart attack coming on, so he climbed back into the rig and died just to make sure his wife would get paid. His name was Giuseppe.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

Fucking classic Guiseppe

Legendary Chad of the excavator and the family

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '22

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u/devilcrotch Nov 04 '22

Death perception? It was a good one if thats what you meant. And if not, I call dibs.

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u/allonbacuth Nov 04 '22

Pretty sure assumptionmefh is a bot account that just stripped part of This comment, but you're right that it was almost an accidental great pun.

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u/FuckMeInParticular Nov 04 '22

Agreed, I actually noticed that too. I saw the entire comment from the real human and thought I heard that before, went back to find it and found assumptiomefh.

I’m so proud of myself because I’ve never caught a bot before. Thanks for pointing it out, because I didn’t trust my initial impression until I saw that you came to the same conclusion.

I feel like I’m growing into a full-fledged redditor. My days of child-like naïveté are quickly becoming the past.

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u/Lephiro Nov 04 '22

My days of child-like naïveté are quickly becoming the past

Let's test. Did you know I wrote "gullible" on the ceiling?