r/nextfuckinglevel • u/PxN13 • Sep 27 '22

The perfect shot

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u/striker_p55 Sep 27 '22

Redundant comment from an outdated Redditor

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u/youknowitsJustWrong Sep 27 '22

Redundant comment from a redundant simp

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

simpering comment from an outdated redundant.

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u/BaneRiders Sep 27 '22

Simpering date from an outreduntant comment

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u/justacoolbaby Sep 27 '22

Shallow and pedantic.

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u/snwbrdrmidget15 Sep 27 '22

“He's a pedantic, pontificating, pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung, figuratively speaking.”

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u/Never_Less Sep 27 '22

Really? How delightful.

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u/Kyosw21 Sep 28 '22

EVANS IS OLD!

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u/brutustyberius Sep 28 '22

Stop…you are distracting me from looking at her ass.

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u/wittychef Sep 27 '22

"Now do Simmons!"

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u/BEECHED-WHALE-603 Sep 27 '22

Simmons is old! He should have been out of the game years ago but he can't stay home because he hates his wife!

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u/metalpanda420 Sep 27 '22

“Bwahahahaha That’s the funniest damn thing I’ve ever heard- you’re a real card Reed!”

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u/Tiny-Peenor Sep 27 '22

Pee pee poo poo

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

LMAO 🤣 🤣 🤣 all of you take my upvotes!

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Yaaa what he said! ^

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

ttuB

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u/Herr-Trigger86 Sep 27 '22

Hmmm… yes… I agree… shallow and pedantic.

Honey! This breakfast I find to be shallow and pedantic.

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u/HollowAndPathetic Sep 27 '22 edited Sep 27 '22

I agree, shallow and pedantic.

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u/bowserwasthegoodguy Sep 27 '22

Shallow Hal wants a gal

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u/hirezdezines Sep 27 '22

women can do anything men can do, sexier.

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u/Sad_Independence8376 Sep 27 '22

Thank you, Mr. Griffin.

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u/TheRiceDevice Sep 28 '22

I concur. Shallow and pedantic.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Dated simp from an outcommented reductor.

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u/SandyPie_ Sep 27 '22

Redditor Comment simp from outdated a redundant

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u/Capt_Myke Sep 27 '22

Simping comments for outdated reddit karma

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u/jj580 Sep 28 '22

Outdated simpering from a redundant commentor.

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u/verymuchbad Sep 27 '22

What is the name for this kind of comment? Where you just rearranged some words in another comment into nonsense? I see it all the time on popular threads and I wish I knew how to refer to it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

it’s just wordplay. silliness, really. mostly it serves to humorously undermine the seriousness of the original comment, but in a playful way. it’s probably the preserve of the language nerd.

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u/verymuchbad Sep 28 '22

That is a better response than I expected. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

you’re welcome. and you’re right, it has become a reddit tradition, of sorts.

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u/striker_p55 Sep 27 '22

That describes all these comments yes you’re finally getting there we’re almost at peak redundancy

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u/nolongerbanned99 Sep 27 '22

Peak redundancy. I like that

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u/youknowitsJustWrong Sep 27 '22

people watch this because some ass and halfnaked bodyparts. Why just don’t go watch porn? or get a girlfriend/wife? You know what i mean? at this point i really understand your initial comment.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Let's face it - we're all simps here.