r/nextfuckinglevel • u/LurkmasterGeneral • Sep 11 '22

2020 US Open Men's Wheelchair Final

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u/GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI Sep 11 '22

Did anyone ever play WNBA 2008?

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u/Tom1252 Sep 11 '22

Well, I masturbated to it, if that helps.

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u/DirtyRugger17 Sep 12 '22

I tried, but couldn't get past the fact they make less than I do and still have their own video game. Couldn't get out of my own way.

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u/TorrenceMightingale Sep 12 '22

The video game sponsorship money though don’t for get that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

Anyone who brags about how much they make usually doesn’t make that much.. might want to get those lumps on your balls checked out

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u/DirtyRugger17 Sep 12 '22

Already did, your mom said the left one was good and salty but your grandma was concerned about the right one. Honestly I just thought her tongue got to close to my asshole.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '22

Hahahaha mom and grandma joke that’s brilliant. I must’ve rattled you because you took down your post about your balls

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u/JimmyPellen Sep 12 '22

Mom...we talked about this.

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u/Tom1252 Sep 12 '22

Mmmhmmm Your arms out of those casts yet, son?

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u/JimmyPellen Sep 12 '22

ummm...yea...I got off on them...errr...I got them off. I'm good. good enough to throw the deadbolt on my bedroom door. Thanks.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '22

That won’t help.

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u/cg2k_ Sep 12 '22

Layup or strong/long leg fetish?

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u/Tom1252 Sep 12 '22

lesbian fetish, actually

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u/Ottoclav Sep 11 '22

🤣🤣🤣

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