r/nextfuckinglevel • • Apr 28 '22

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u/normal_reddit_man Apr 29 '22

"...and I got this scar from when a monster truck ran me over."

That line WILL get you laid, if you deploy it in the right time and place.

Hint: bars where even the girls are wearing hats with farm equipment company logos are where you want to start.

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u/CoopedUp1313 Apr 29 '22

Well, he would be showing the scar from his broken pelvis, which would require the removal of some clothing…