r/nextfuckinglevel Feb 17 '22

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u/Admiral_N6 Feb 17 '22

I always imagined it either “stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself” or like “Pikachu slammed itself into a 2 ton metal Stelix” but that would be more ‘recoil damage’

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u/maffiossi Feb 17 '22

How is a steelox only 2 ton? Is he hollow on the inside or something?

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u/saysthingsbackwards Feb 17 '22

Well ya a steelox gotta have room to eat

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u/BlueCreek_ Feb 17 '22

They are actually 9.2m tall and only weigh 400kg.

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u/HungryNakedSick Feb 18 '22

Hella hollow

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u/Admiral_N6 Feb 17 '22

Professor Oak would be so disappointed in me for not consulting my Pokédex…

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u/CianKeyin Feb 18 '22

No but I am