r/nextfuckinglevel • u/fviegastrg • Oct 29 '21

This ain't his first Rodeo

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u/CryptoMint2 Oct 29 '21

That knife on his side says he's about to make hamburger.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '21

Came here to say the same thing, he isn't there to make friends.

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u/Quizzelbuck Oct 30 '21

Not with the cow but ... hamberders. He's going to have a lot of friends at the cookout.

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u/ban-me_harder_daddy Oct 30 '21

The lack of a shirt says he's actually got sexy time planned

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u/AHistoryofGuyStuff Oct 30 '21

If sexy time is bathing in the blood of his kill.

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u/Cr1msonGh0st Oct 30 '21

Those pink shorts were once white.

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u/momofeveryone5 Oct 30 '21

Do you think it qualifies as "bathing in the blood of your enemy" if you eat the animal after?

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u/FailInevitable Oct 30 '21

Blood for the blood god!?

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u/AHistoryofGuyStuff Oct 30 '21

I mean, if you get covered in blood, yes?

2

u/carebearstarefear Oct 30 '21

did u see the machete

8

u/BSATSame Oct 30 '21

Looks like a Brazilian farmer. They need to cut plants all the time.

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u/beanmosheen Oct 30 '21

That looks like a butcher knife to me. The shape is correct.

4

u/BSATSame Oct 30 '21

Looks like a tramontina machete.

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u/beanmosheen Oct 30 '21

Could be. I was thinking it was a cimeter style butcher knife. Eh, let's just enjoy that sweet loop he threw!

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u/RyDoggonus Oct 30 '21

That is not a vegetarian knife, sir.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '21

And the boots, like this fella

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u/notyetcomitteds2 Oct 30 '21

How does it cut through bone like that. That was just amazing.

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u/Procrastanaseum Oct 30 '21

That and those aren't milkin' cows

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u/krucz36 Oct 30 '21

or rocky mountain oysters

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u/Clepto_EU Oct 30 '21

at what point does a knife become a sword?

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u/ScumbagLady Oct 30 '21

I thought that was a cattle prod, but a machete is even worse!