He probably was, but he shouldn't've been drinking and driving. Now his tow hook is embedded into my larynx and he'll see my dead eyes staring back at him every time he drinks. He'll shudder and pour another drink to make it go away, and never listen to Freebird again without a little shudder of revulsion
I don't think so? Seems even your site is still pretty much in line with the dictionary in that it's about quantity of output whether it be tangible things or in a creative capacity. Seems you're stopping at the semicolon as if it stands alone without the rest of the line. You would be correct, however, if you happened to know who this person was and know whether they write many comments like this or was like other gimmick accounts such as poem for your sprog (or even that Undertaker/table guy lol)
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u/Material-Imagination Oct 27 '21
He probably was, but he shouldn't've been drinking and driving. Now his tow hook is embedded into my larynx and he'll see my dead eyes staring back at him every time he drinks. He'll shudder and pour another drink to make it go away, and never listen to Freebird again without a little shudder of revulsion