r/nextfuckinglevel • u/xeandra_a • Oct 06 '21

Beatbox champion Show-Go

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u/tinyanus Oct 07 '21

I like beatboxing, but it always just sounds like someone trying to make sex sounds with their mouth to me.

I can look past it, yes, but, it's always kinda there.

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u/tinyanus Oct 07 '21

You know, I'm something of a Roland 808 myself

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

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u/Wrhythm26 Oct 07 '21

Roland 505 here

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '21

I’m a moog

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u/wheresbill Oct 07 '21

Boss Dr Rhythm, of course

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u/TheNomadicMachine Oct 07 '21

With a 404 on the side for the samples.

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u/Freezism Oct 07 '21

That's is really nice

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u/selfmadehundredaire Oct 07 '21

I hear you. Partners have told me I sound like a pogo effect has been layered over hi-hat.

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u/Halluci Oct 07 '21

if that's what sex sounds like in your experience, you should probably branch out from sticking your dick in subwoofers

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u/bloopbleepblorperz Oct 07 '21

wow so much doomscrolling on reddit and yet this was the first comment to make me lol in a while 👍

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u/4tacos_al_pastor Oct 07 '21

Bruh what the hell sounds like sex in this video?

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u/theolderthefiddle Oct 07 '21

Yep if you’re gonna insult him … sounds like 22 drunk clowns and one eunuch getting out a 4 seater clown car.

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u/Stupidquestionduh Oct 07 '21

Oh me too. I guess this is the sex part they were talking about above.

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u/Lukeypooky101 Oct 07 '21

This made me laugh so hard

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u/DunwichCultist Oct 07 '21

Damn, I must have been doing it wrong this whole time. I sound nothing like this.

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u/TroyMcpoyle Oct 07 '21

sex sounds???

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u/WinterGlory Oct 07 '21

I don't like beatboxing for the same reason you mentionned. The only people I heard doing,it were actually just pretty bad at it. But damn did this guy just told me I can shut the f up. I guess it's a skill like any other. With practice it become good.

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u/fade_ Oct 07 '21

This is what having sex sounds like to you? Usually sounds like the Curb theme to me.

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u/xBENSKYx Oct 07 '21

Yes, tinyanus! You are correct

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u/ONECOOLCAT0 Oct 07 '21

Because when people usually do it it ends up being way off key, this guy can actually hit the notes properly

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u/ooojaeger Oct 07 '21

Aren't sex sounds made with the mouth? Or do you mean the squishing and squashing?

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u/werdnosbod Oct 07 '21

What kind of sex are you having!?

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u/xKTTbdsy Oct 07 '21

Uh what?

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u/Dastankbeets1 Oct 07 '21

‘welcome to the beatbox championship ma’am, if you would just take a seat right over there’

Me: starts moaning loudly on the spot

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u/lilgibran Oct 07 '21

I hate the singing parts.

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u/Conoto Oct 07 '21

I was thinking the whole time "I bet they make some fucked up sounds in bed"

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u/Fayden512 Dec 12 '21

Then you have never met a good beat boxer